The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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Wait until you log in in the Monday morning and see over 1,000 posts from Oirish NFL experts saying things like “good throw”, “great catch”, “bad attempt to tackle.”

cc @Fran

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Oh my god, he’s gone for the Statue of Liberty play

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What are you on about? I’ll be down the other end of the suite on the couch having a party for 1. Have you seen the size of the superior suites in Aghadoe?

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There speaks the voice of the oppressed

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Am I missing something here? I treat my family to a few nights away and lad’s are getting uppity.it seems a lot of lads are fuming that I’m not forcing a strict routine on my child… Some people get very worked up if their take on life isbt followed :speak_no_evil:

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Another champagne socialist

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Everyone should have champagne, yes.

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It was there in front of me and I tapped it in. Get over yourself you cunt.

xoxo hun

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What sort of a weirdo plans a night away around the Superbowl?

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With an infant

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They’re hopping. :smiley:

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Hard to work out who is the infant in that situation.

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Lot of selfish guys here, who’d deny their family a nice break to watch an aul game of American football.

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The seethe in some lads is unreal. They hate other people enjoying themselves.

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Mrs Goode mentioned going to Centre Parcs. I told her I was not going to Longford.

She continued talking about it and I replied I’m not going to Longford, she kept going bbut,…I’m not going to Longford. If you keep talking about it, I will talk over you.

She hasn’t seen Alan Partridge about the mini metro so she could understand why I was pissing myself laughing.

We will be going to get some sun somewhere. Portugal probably, short flight suits.

Fucking Longford.

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We got a bump to the suites one year as my friend’s wife works in reservations. €120 b&b in the middle of summer per night . Suite was massive. Had its own dining room. Two or three TVs in it too

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yeah. You’d nearly need an intercom to speak to each other from both ends. It’s our first Superbowl as a family and I can’t wait to celebrate it.

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You’re a great family man mate.

PS I’ll mention to my contact you’re down to see if they fire in a few extras. Mentioned it the last time too but I don’t think they threw ye a bone

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One selfish guy here putting an aul game of American football ahead of his family, keeping them up all night in their “Classic Double” room

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It’s bizarre.

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