The Official TFK NCT Thread

Leave a few disposable masks lying around to keep them on their toes

Soil the interior ,get them out of there quick …you want the inside of your car to be as intimidating as a mid week European fixture in Istanbul …

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Has anyone in the history of the NCT EVER been asked to produce the logbook? I’d be keen to hear your story if so.

Be careful bro.

Yeah… I have for the first NCT for our 7 seater, there before Xmas. I guess, if it has been NCT’ed before they don’t bother as all the details are on their system

Yes

Aha I see.

It’s a good idea to leave a twenty euro note rolled up in one of the cup holders.

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They’ll only fail him for being a stingy cunt for a twenty.

Is it 50 now?

It was 100 quid at the time but RTE ruined that with their investigation …

Got this last year, the back tyre was in an awful state, all tyre places were closed as it was 7pm, I asked him can I drive it home as he said off with ya :grinning:

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No. Leave it in shit. You animal

I didnt even wash the outside. Cark lads are used to the filth

All good until 2023 :blush:

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Being an NCT tester must be one of the most boring jobs.

Was in and out in 5 mins. A lot to be said for rocking up at 11pm. I fixed a fail advisory for good order and they never bothered checking.

They are making some overtime these days

And now we wait…outside.

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Pass and Cadbury’s Creme Egg bribe left untouched.

Unreal good result.

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