The people who must be shitting themselves thread

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Captain Bendy

[StoneCold]

Mate are you doxxing @maroonandwhite there?

[Tim_Riggins]

Really he is the horse shoe theory in action.

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Maybe you need to explain for the likes of @Fran what the horse shoe theory is

[Cheasty]

David Walliams and Noel Fielding must be regretting not cultivating an audience of credulous far right simpletons.

[Cheasty]

Please copy and paste the latest goss from Popbitch please @Tank.

@Tank

I don’t know if any of you here subscribe to Popbitch. It’s a newsletter from London that tells celebrity gossip that they can’t say in the papers. It had the Beckham/Loos story, the Jimmy Saville story and so on before they broke in the mainstream. A lot of it is just dirt about celebrity’s sexual habits and the size of their cocks and so on. It’s sort of open source; the public just e-mail in with their dirt on celebs. A lot of contributors work in media or PR.

Anyway, they talk a lot about paedos on the Tory party and in particular how there was an active nonce in Thatcher’s cabinet that gave Maggie no end of grief. They named that lad eventually, but I can’t find that post. Here’s an e-mail from Popbitch from 5 years ago I’m after finding:-

"This month marks seven years since PB legend Reverend_Goatboy’s death. Despite the passage of time, the stories he told have dominated the news in recent weeks. Jimmy Savile and corpses? Goatboy story. Rolf Harris up to no good? Goatboy story. Wherever he is, we’re sure he’s enjoying the last laugh.

For old times’ sake, another tall tale he liked to tell went like this:

“Seems that a former Tory minister, when he had to stay in his constituency, chose the local aristocrat’s gaff. One night the aristo is paddling down the corridor when he hears cries from his 12-year-old son’s room. Going in, he finds the Tory minister hanging out of his son. He promptly hits the panic button. It being the aristo, when the alarm sounds at the nick the ****ing lot show up - choppers and all (high alert at time re IRA). First plod on the scene piles in and the aristo says, “Arrest that bastard!” The copper recognises the Tory minister, and knocks it upstairs sharpish. A few more shunts and it’s Maggie on the blower saying leave it, she’ll sort it. And the Tory minister was whisked off to work in a reduced role. One wonders what hold they have over the aristo, eh?”

[glenshane]

I am…you’re suggesting that he’d have been part of what you call the awkward squad, when in fact he’s one of your own.

[EmilioButragueno]

Saw someone say he’s a good example of someone who went way more weird even after he gave up drugs/booze.

[backinatracksuit]

No, it was a hypothetical ‘what if’ sort of post, more of a joke really, I’m sure everybody else understood it for what it was but then again most wouldn’t have been so put out

[Fran]

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

Maybe you need to explain for the likes of @Fran what the horse shoe theory is

Please do @Tim_Riggins

[Cheasty]

Victoria Derbyshire

[EmilioButragueno]

To think Manuel’s daughter from Fawlty Towers was the start of this arc.

[artfoley]

@EmilioButragueno

To think Manuel’s daughter from Fawlty Towers was the start of this arc.

Grandaughter

[Cheasty]

I wonder why Elon Musk immediate responded to strongly imply that any allegations against Russell Brand would be a conspiracy.

I wonder why Elon Musk has gone all in appealing to the far right.

A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned...

'How Many Women Were Abused to Make That Tesla?'

[flattythehurdler]

@backinatracksuit

I always thought he was a funny cunt,

I always thought he was a deeply unfunny one.

[flattythehurdler]

Black and white in the torygraph this morning that Murdoch insisted Sunak didn’t resign.
Murdoch has been allowed by the cheaply bought detritus that inhabits the Tory party these days, and new labour immediately prior to that, to basically select the government and the direction of the country. I’d not put it past him to have egged Blair into the Iraq genocide as it’d shift a few copies of the sun.

[Cheasty]

If he’s not far right why is it only the far right who are defending him?

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Isn’t Jeremy a Nazi now, big fan of Putin.

[Alphakrul1]

That’s an article from 2015. I have a book sitting on my shelf that he released in 2019, just before Covid that is actually pretty good, helpful and devoid of the warped, paranoid ramblings that he got lost in when the pandemic hit.

[cluaindiuic]

I heard David Jason is a bad egg