The Pretend Fitness Thread

Kev if you wanna be black and American then you go for it… Don’t let the cunts on here grind you down…

What way do you work rest days or do you bother?? At the moment my plan is

Monday - 30 min circuit training in the afternoon (Push ups, pull ups, burpees etc)
30 mins interval training at night ( sprint jog, sprint jog)

Tuesday- Back / Bi-ceps

Wednesday 30 minute circuit training afternoon - 30min to 1hr jog at night

Thursday- Chest - Triceps- shoulders

Friday - Legs - traps during afternoon - 30 minute interval training at night

Depending on if I am having a few beers… light Jog either saturday or Sunday.

I’m thinking this will do me for 6 weeks till I shift the half stone or so I want shifting, and get back my fitness, then condense it, with shorter more intense sessions.

I would develop another extra day off. I’d merge thursday weights back into tuesday (upper body), and have thursday off. You’re doing an awful lot of strength work there with the weights and the circuits. But if you have the time, the facilities and the food to do it then belt away.

Eating would be very important. You’ll be burning an awful lot of calories, and while thats the aim i suppose, you’ll have no bother burning fat with that programme. Plenty red meat, chicken & fish, get good calories into you.

I generally take 2 rest days in a week in pre season or off-season, 3 the week of games. If i had a game on sunday i would do a pile of stretching and maybe a light swim on friday and nothing on saturday, having already taken wednesday off. Probably training Mon (strength & conditioning maintainence) and Football/hurling tuesday & thursday.

I have the time for the next 4 weeks at least anyway… then I will cut it back.

Food - Large amounts of Fruit / Veg and a small bit of whole wheatl bread daily provide the Carbs. I am having plenty of egg whites - with the odd yolk mixed in and chicken or fish daily. I would have one protein shake a day as well and I usually have a small piece of chocolate after dinner as a little treat and to satisfy the body craving sugar.

Are you very very fit Kev or do you just know a lot about it? You must do some damage at club level in the last quarter with the level of training you do/appear to do.

Kev, would I be right in saying you’re in the Sports Science area? I’ve been told by a friend studying it that ice baths and cryotherapy have no benefit what so ever to the body. Any truth in that?

I would like to think a bit of both of both Appendage. I have a huge interest in the area and studied it, and continue to do so. The thing is its changes quite a bit with new methods and sciences. The trick is to stay up while batting away the fads. I try everything, and have used myself as a kind of guine pig for years, mainly in the winter months to try things out. Some of these methods have had an affect on the hurling/football year, but general if i thought it was negative i’d have thing re-evaluated by March/April.

Myself, i am fit and i do train hard. But i train alot smarter and shorter now, and i rest well and enjoy it (and that doesn’t mean going on the piss). I do tend to let myself go for November/december, but at the same time tipping away. I’m very near 34, so i tend to usually tire a little around 45-50 sometimes. But it depends, i play Junior hurling and thats easier to last on both the level/speed front and i find hurling not as sapping as football. The football varies between Senior and Junior, so the intensity and speed has varying affects. Its weird, Junior teams these days tend to be very fit, almost as fit as senior teams and they hit more and move in packs more due to limited football ability, while the senior is just all speed, and that i can struggle with sometimes. As well as that, most club players i know train as hard as me anyway, so i don’t have any great advantage. Clubs in Cork have gotten extremely professional in their approach. I’m sure its happening elsewhere as well, but there is just so much competition here the standards are going up very fast in the past couple of years.

But the thing is, if i go away, i’ll still train alot and still study it, it actually doesn’t have a whole pile to do with Hurling & Football, its just the way i am, and the release i get from training makes me feel great.

Yes and no, i have many different qualifications in Health & fitness, built up over time through a number of different Colleges and organisations, but i don’t have a BSc in Sports from DCU or UL.

On the baths, i personally think they are great, and i get super recovery from them. But having them regularly is hard, and my own club doesn’t have those facilities, i always have cold showers after training.

Its a personal decision IMO.

Scientifically though, for every report/study done on these saying they are great, there is another one saying they are useless. Generally, and this happens in alot of these discusions, the Eastern Europeans will have one idea, the Chinese will have another, The Aussies will have theirs and the Yanks will have another. Sometimes all 4 regions can differ, but mostly i would say the Eastern Europeans are the most practical. It varies from sport to sport and discipline to discipline. For instance, for power and speed combined training the NBA would have some brilliant training. For Soccer fitness the Eastern Europeans would have the best practice, for field sports the Aussies would be excellent.

With the internet and globalization etc though many things are being copied from one part of the world to the other and no doubt in time everything will be very very similar.

BSC in Sports. That’s the sort of thing an NFL player does to bullshit his way through college.

Exam
Question 1:
What do you call putting one leg in front of the other, left then right and so forth, really fast?

Typical answer:
What does so forth mean?

Can darts players even spell College Flano?

I’m not sure what that has to do with anything but it would be unfair to say that all darts players can or cannot spell College, lets just say it would be reasonable to assume some can and some can’t.

They do in their fuck flano, it would be far too hard for most of those muppets.

the BDO ones can

Says a bog man :lol:

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As far as i know where you’re from doesn’t determine what you can study, or you’re capabilities to study.

Some of the NFL’s finest come from the Goonies anyway, and Shaq came from a barn in the middle of nowhere somewhere in Jersey, so you need bog men Flano.

respect kev :clap:

‘or your capability to study’

Fooking knee is in shit here today…

Are you just looking for a reaction, or are you serious? Because i won’t say it Pukey.

Was there a direct incident related to the knee?

betwen staining your groin with tea, and your knee in shit, you’re not having a good week.

Out of curiosity Puke, are you new to the office, as in is sitting under a desk for a few hours straight new to you? Serious question, it can impinge on your fitness greatly. Particularly in relation to lower back and hamstrings.