The Pretend Fitness Thread

And @glasagusban

I can quit any time I want

How would we know you didn’t do the 10k on a bicycle (or more likely on the back of a piebald pony in your case)?

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My record for 5k is 23 mins fat boy. 49.30 for 10k.

I struggle over the long distances and would have always been a sprinter. I’m expecting to shave time of both PBS in the coming months.

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I was only trying to draw you out, mate. I respect you greatly as a person and as a runner.

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Hmmm…

Not sure if serious…

Wha?

We? Who the fuck are you?

Read back

I’m not that interested.

Strava. It’ll change your training in ways you’ll never have imagined

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9k this evening in 43 odd minutes. First 2 were a warm up too. Delighted.

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Am jealous of you lucky cunts who can get out for a run in this glorious weather. Bastards. :grinning:

I was out for my weekly 5km jog earlier but it was another well below par effort and I’d be embarrassed to do a park run. I’m going backwards at an alarming rate so I’m off to the Lessons for Life from Self Improvement Gurus thread for a while.

Never get up @Bandage

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Cracking weather for training. Got a few short cycles in this week and got a near 14km (13.7) jog in this morning. Managed to keep it below 5 min average(4.58/km) and took it nice n handy

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Don’t worry. Keep going back. Aim to knock 30 seconds off next week. Now, go and have a cuppa and a twix

Night is darkest just before dawn

is 37 minutes good for a 10k lads?

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Top class.

I did a 5km in 25.45 today. Piss poor.