The Pretend Fitness Thread

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Was the 5K last weekend not enough for ye?

They are paying the GGA mate.

I understand it’s a run from which a charity gets a donation afterwards. It’s organised by a private company.

disgusting

That is correct.

We want to build something else on the road up from the village for the commuters to marvel at

Ye’d get a grand big electronic board on that new wall out by the cement factory

We are aiming bigger this time.

A neon sign?

A half decent team?

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We will need more than 5k

Liam sheedy?
You’d need a fair few volunteers :grinning:

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You strike me as the kind of person who could do anything if you put your mind to it

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I wear shorts nearly all year round. Had one spin in February (2/3 Celsius) where I stuck on the leg warmers. Same yesterday for a wet and windy Mountain Bike spin. That’s been it this winter/spring for non-shorts cycles

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53.6km at 22.6km p/h. 752m climbed

Is there not a Fat Cunts in Lycra thread for ye to discuss this?

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Driving a van up Patricks hill a couple of times does not count.

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@Bandage mate is your fastest 5k on a flat route? I took 2:28 of my record just now on a flat circuit, I am absolutely over the moon

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I took a dump before my 5km run this morning and ran my quickest time in years. It’s unreal how light you feel when you go running on empty bowels.

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