The Pretend Fitness Thread

A fair few lads here are highly functioning austistic or aspergers

You would want your head examined to get into an online debate with them without clearing a few hours in your diary to prepare and then to execute

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I think a lot of them posses that Irish, particularly rural Irish, grudge mentality where everything is a slight on them and they feel the need to ‘fix’ or ‘sort’ so and so. The mad bastards carry that over onto the internet. I’m too content and confident in myself to hold grudges.

Winner.

Ye see i don’t think alot of the cunts understand contentment, i know i didn’t. So if you don’t know it you don’t miss it. But it still eats away at you.

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Thanks choco. I’ll give them a try next time

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This is a bad sign for Crossfit. Their model is based on never giving freebies and i think Glassman is quoted as much.
Reports of a real turndown in US so many its hitting here now.

Good to see if it is as bad as made out by you.whats the next fad?

Would 5k every morning on grass fuck you up later

5k every morning, your dealer’s making a right fucking ape of you.

Cringe

Animal flow is where it’s at now, bro.

I’m around 24 months ahead man

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Mon-thurs - 5Km
Tues-fri - Tempos

All on grass. That should be survivable and not too boring

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:grin:

Barely a peep out of @croppy_boy since he started Crossfit. He’s probably holed up somewhere with a serious injury and too embarrassed to post.

I’m flying pal. I’ve been doing it three nights per week since early August and I’m in better shape than ever.

I had a good grasp on most of theach lifting techniques beforehand and the instructors and been doing a lot of work with me on technique for overhead squats. A lot of work with the stick as I can’t be let near anything with weight yet. Absolutely no back issues at all.

Crucially, despite this busy schedule coupled with (relatively) newly married life and practically running a taxi service for my stepson it has not hindered my participation or performances in TFKNFLFFL.

Life is wonderful.

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Still in denial.

He probably had to dictate that post to someone to type out for him

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Indeed you are.

That’s a wonderful idea. Having someone to dictate would free up more time for further endeavours.

Thanks for the idea buddy.

The reverse transferal.

I’ve taught you too much. I think it might be time for a real intervention and some real councilling.

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Croppy at his latest session

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