The Pretend Fitness Thread

They’ve been unreal - completed phd, moved in with princess, got engaged - More importantly my athletic and endurance performances have been vastly enhanced. I owe all that to caffeine

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You live in Dublin, mate. People in glass houses etc. etc.

you are constantly on here whining about your injuries

It makes my feats, thanks to caffeine, even more impressive.

his life is dictated by a screen either at work or a mobile device

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he is self medicating for that horrible reality by drinking coffee

getting away from their screen led, acidic bloated lifestyle is the first step

Does @Bandage drink coffee too?

How would I know mate?

i would say for certain though he has a screen led, acidic bloated lifestyle

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You just said he is medicating by drinking coffee

nope mate, i was talking about you

But you replied to a post that was about Bandage… you can’t even keep up with what’s going on here… hardly advocating a caffeine free life there are you, mate.

I had a run last night then went for a pint with my dad watching United. Got up this morning had a swim and then had breakfast with coffee. Fuck you self denial freaks. Live life, be happy.

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its about balance

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FFS

Thursday football was crying out for you on whatsapp

Thursday football got the numbers. I’ve a new business venture on today and didn’t want to fuck myself up for it.

Best of luck with the new venture mate.

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy calls me names when I turn down Thursday night football

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@funtime flattened the Early bird

Life is a lot like tightrope walking

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