I once walked home from the Royal Dublin Hotel to Clondalkin, that might have been my best one. There was another time I fell asleep on a Nitelink and walked home from Citywest to Clondalkin, it was bright when I got in.
Answer me this,what were you doing carrying a bag around with ya on a session??,was it a man bag by any chance?,answer carefully here now its important that we clarify this one…
It was a small Dunlop kit-bag which was necessary to carry a present for my friend who’s birthday it was. It also housed my scarf, gloves, fags, lighter, johnnies and a ball-point biro. An inventory which, I’m sure you’ll agree, could not be transported in an any more masculine way.
Not good.
We have a problem here
Thraween… you must be a bit of a pussy, as you complained of a sore shoulder, but on your journey home, presumably without the present, you were fooked from carrying, bag, scarf, gloves, biro, lighter and some fags.
Gloves are good. Especially the type Patrick Bateman wears.
I just noticed your signature there Blaa. Very good.
Ah I forgot, a full bottle of wine too. Quite important. Not heavy after 1 hour but fairly fucking heavy after 2 1/2 hours. Plus, I am a thrawneen, don’t forget.
Questionable behaviour.
Fuck off. My thoughts were that if I was going to get pissed last night I’d want a nice glass of red to take the edge off today. To that end a receptacle to carry said bottle of wine was entirely necessary.
My issue is entirely with the gloves, not the wine.
The wine’s not great either. I bet it’s some chape shite
A tenner in Oddbins. All I can afford. I presume they don’t stock shite anyway.
Gloves are a necessary evil. Would you call Djibril Ciss a poof?
Wait…
[quote=“Thrawneen”]It was a small Dunlop kit-bag which was necessary [B]to carry a present for my friend who’s birthday it was. [/B]
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Sounds pretty gay
This is a fucking joke. I walked 8 fucking miles last night and all I get is this shit.
Yeah, Thrawneen’s verging near bender territory alright. I reckon he’s trying to be more French than that French lad who’s launching it into the bird he fancies but he’s actually gone too far. Thrawneen?
You’re some pack of cunts.
Does that mean you aren’t going to buy any of us birthday presents?
Out of interest, what did you buy your friend?