[quote=“The Puke”]Does that mean you aren’t going to buy any of us birthday presents?
Out of interest, what did you buy your friend?[/QUOTE]
Ok, you want the truth. We hang around with a hot blonde and I was giving her a t-shirt that’s too small for me. It’s a t-shirt of a fashionable band these days who she likes and I thought it would do no harm to dig it from my wardrobe and have it adorning her magnificent torso.
It was my friend’s birthday though. He got nothing.
Puke, you’ll get something nice if you stop these pricks attacking me.
Giving clothes to a bird? Disgraceful. Thrawneen, you strike me as the type of lad who’ll pull a bird and allow her to wear your Huddersfield Town FC jersey in the bed when she complains about being cold. Worrying times for the forum - it could be all change please for Thrawneen.
I never wore it Runty. I bought it at a gig without seeing the size of it first and it’s fucking tiny, even to a thrawneen like me.
And Bandage, if Neil Mellor can do it, why can’t I?
Incidentally, I was shagging a female Lazio fan from Rome recently and I requested to wear my Roma jersey while doing the business. She wouldn’t let me though. Which is laudable, I suppose.
There’s this bird on one of the Celtic forums that was going out with a Hearts fan. The relationship ended quite abruptly when he asked if he could do her up the ass while she was wearing his old Hearts 'keeper jersey with ‘Gordon 1’ on the back.
This milestone needs to be noted - the Spencer Dock Bridge is more or less complete, and the Luas will be flying by in the next 6 months or so. I have an RPA pdf here but it’s too big to upload.
Fooking joke of a Luas extension, as I understand it’s not even going into Dublin Port. It will only ever be busy on nights when there is a gig on in the Point (O2).