The Roaster Thread

Country spring yep that’s it. I think our soccer team had a plastic can that might have previously been used to store petrol for the managers lawnmower

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Yeah the opening of it was like a sewer pipe

So long as the bottle would still be used for storing lemonade and not 2 stroke mix you’d probably just about survive. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Spot the fiddle loving roasters all in straw hats

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As they’d say in Connemara the tae was so strong you’d trot a mouse on top of it.

I’d come out of the meadow with a few sciortáns. I later learned sciortáns were fucking ticks. Removal required long finger nails and heat.

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That’s a word I haven’t heard in years

Straw hats were all the rage in the 90s,I had a few myself.

I’ll bait you. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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You dipstick

Fuck it, I’m sticking to my guns. It’s a white sheet.

GTFO of here

Some cunt from Broadford or Rearcross treating the wife after the silage is finished.

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Roaster , people who look slow or things that are wrong thread ?

He’s back in the news.

Teneo are lucky Sheedy is working all the hours under the sun to drive corporate synergy and capture low hanging fruit.

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Get his knob out? Imagine coming out with this in the local pub on a Friday night:

“It is absolutely clear now that unless you connect your purpose and values to all your stakeholders and the wider world, you’re going to get left behind,”

Not sure. He must have been skullin fairly hard to be making a holy show of himself. There’s the superbowl things as well so there might be problems there. Lot of people depending on him employed here by Teneo.

True. Could be more to it, and if so, then who am I to judge! I have behaved innapropriately more times than I remember in the past!

Riding other people’s wives, robbing, getting handsy at parties; these cunts from Portroe must think it’s the 1950s

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