Your entire post was a cluster fuck
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It was a great post until that prick pointed out it wasnât a sheet. Fuck him anyway
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Tis a check shirt, no roaster is calling it chequered.
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Signing in. I had orange juice in a mug this morning.
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As I said, do you think Iâm a Roaster or something? I observe them and mock them, sneer at them. But I donât behave like one. Therefore, to me, it is a chequered shirt. I agree that to the Roaster, itâs a âcheck shurtâ
yeâd both be wrong then as it is a checked shirt, now the shirt may have a dubious past, but I doubt it
Will ye fuck off ye cunts
TBH you look like a fair roaster in that profile picture. That lad has definitely drawn silage in his day.
TK Red Lemonade, with a soda bread ham sandwich with colemans mustard, a packet of Taytos and then a golly bar between fields if you were lucky that you passed a shop. The lemonade would be a 2 litre bottle that is nearly burning after a day of being left in the tractor. Proper roaster fare.
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Warm red lemonade is not of the worlds tastier drinks.
Would explode as soon as you touched the lid
The same bottle would be used over and over again for work, home, football matches etc
Our football manager used to have a 3 litre bottle of âCountry Springâ (I think??) Orange for the half time hydration and a slice of orange for each player (subs included) and one for the ref.
Itâs wonder weâre still alive at all.
Milky sugary tae out of an auld whisky bottle in the hay field back in the day.
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Country spring yep thatâs it. I think our soccer team had a plastic can that might have previously been used to store petrol for the managers lawnmower
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Yeah the opening of it was like a sewer pipe
So long as the bottle would still be used for storing lemonade and not 2 stroke mix youâd probably just about survive. 
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