I recently opened the front door to take out some furniture. I’d an awful time finding the key.
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Lesson learned in case of fire…
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As well as using the backdoor as the front door, roaster houses also have balconies that nobody uses, or a door out on to a roof that’s unused. Also roman style columns are optional at the front. 95 bedrooms also optional.
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If I build another house I’ll just paint on a front door
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That 1980s roaster behaviour.
Built in Ireland, inspired by Southfork.
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Yes, big time 
Eagles on gates too.
The house at the first turn off into NCW is a prime example.
Unless some of those roaster houses are built for traaaaavelin min.
Ah here. Get out of them bushes you sneaky cunt.
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Podge or Rodge…
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You could lock the thread after that one. The quintessential roaster, walks, talks, ruddy-cheeked, dinner at 1pm and again at 6 merchant. A fucking Roscommon one to cap it all.
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Deep suspicion of brylcreem in the hair. EAU de roaster.
The check shirt and big jowely face.
I’d say he has a fry up every morning without fail.
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Just after passing a roaster in a Toyota Hilux with his mask below at his chin and a fag hanging out of his mouth.
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