The Sobriety Thread

#701

No unfortunately. It’s for a guy I hardly know actually and it’s just dawned on me that I should actually research his career and know what I’m shiting on about.

#702

The terminology- I’m off it - boils my piss, mate.

#703

That looks deeelicious.

#704

It was!

#705

A proper pint

#706

GlasagusGowl is just seething because he ate a big bowl of sherry trifle on Jan 3rd and broke his fast.

#707

I bought 10 bottles on Stella on my way home from work.

I intend to toast Rafa’s victory tonight.

Vamos.

#708

Vamos indeed

#709

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Whiskey o clock. Yurt. Fuck you @Bandage

#710

No need for that.

#711

I’ll gut you like a pig you cunt. I’m the daddy around here.

#712

32 days off it now, I didn’t overindulge in December or anything, want to try give it up altogether

#713

25 seconds off it at the moment :flushed:

#714

6 hours.

#715

About 10 minutes now, feeling alive

#716

I’ve been off it since midnight having been dragged round half the trendy shitholes in the northern quarter, where you couldn’t buy a nice drink, only homebrew crap which is all too strong.
I’ll remain a pioneer til about six pm.
As an aside, there was a pleasantly unexpected lack of incipient violence in the northern quarter, most unlike the Manchester of old.

#717

Just over 31 hours dry now. However I’ve a feeling I’ll be attending a public house by 12:00pm today.

#718

7 days and very unlikely to break this weekend, club table quiz this evening and I’d better be sober to mark answers etc. This sobriety lark is good so far.

#719

You’re no good to us sober @Brimmer_Bradley.

#720

I do understand that @Juhniallio, but I’ve a hell of a session coming up on Feb 25th + 26th. I’ll insult all and sundry then and post absolute tripe again for a few hours.
That I promise.