Another spoiler. Interesting stuff. And good enough for the interfering hypocrite.
Henk has given Cassie HIV and she’s pregnant.
[quote=“ClarkeyCat”]Another spoiler. Interesting stuff. And good enough for the interfering hypocrite.
Henk has given Cassie HIV and she’s pregnant.
Fucking sensational. That is superb!
Wahoo!
Delighted for the bitch.
[quote=“Bandage”]And I was at home shouting, ‘Score! Score! Score!’
My spoiler about Martha wasn’t based on her wrecking Sam’s marriage plans but on the way she goes on with men.
She whinged, moaned and complained about everything towards the end of her marriage with Jack, blaming him for everything under the sun when she was being an annoying bitch herself.
She started doing likewise to Jonah / Michael / The Rapist last night too even though he’s done nothing wrong and she’s the one fannying around with Jack.
Strewth - she’s an annoying cow.[/quote]
Sam is an annoying bint. Wouldn’t touch her with Bandages’ one
She’s ugly but I’d definitely do her. Only if she disowned the silly prick of a son that clings onto her though.
Can’t believe how delighted I am about Cassie. Can you catch anything from her by looking at the episodes she features in?
Birds you wouldn’t do on Home and Away. I’m crap with the names so I’ll describe a couple of them
Rachel (obviously)
Sister of the Rugger lad. Too young
Leaha (spl.) but I suspect she’s had a “laser” (Austin Powers) job done on her tache
Irene. I’d say she smokes like a trooper
Sam. Though I would let her do some work on my back and couldn’t guarantee that I wouldn’t be pitchin the tent when I roll over
This is not a definitive list, I’ll have to think about it some more. But it gets the ball rolling. Its good to talk
Well definitely Irene anyway. She’s horrific. She’d be screaming “Doll” at you from the top of her voice as well which would put you off.
Irene would be a nice ride if you a vibrator going up her backside at the same time as one would be sawing her I’d imagine.
Also, Leah would be a cert for the money shot onto her tash as well. you could mention that just as you dump.
This is what i heard happens to Sally
Jonny murders her and not Sam as clarkey previously claimed
I would bang the following birds out of Home and Away:
Matilda
Amanda
Belle
Viv
Cassie (with protection)
Martha
Sally
Sam
Irene (she deserves a throw)
I would rule out the following:
Leah (hairy / moustache)
Colleen (old and rotten)
Rachel (fat and frumpy)
Superb episode today and the title of this thread gets more fitting by the day. The stalker is well and truly back. Sensational stuff.
[quote=“Bandage”]I would bang the following birds out of Home and Away:
Matilda
Amanda
Belle
Viv
Cassie (with protection)
Martha
Sally
Sam
Irene (she deserves a throw)
I would rule out the following:
Leah (hairy / moustache)
Colleen (old and rotten)
Rachel (fat and frumpy)[/quote]
Excellent choices Bandage. Would that be the order you would take? How many nights/days would you think you would do it in? Who would you get to make you a sandwich?
Is Jonny gonna come back after Ric at all or is it just Sally?
I have to admit that I am subjected to watching home and away myself, but I also get information from Australia as to where they are now and whats going on, but I wont be spoiling anything on anyone! So my input into story lines etc will not be speculation, so I’ll refrain from that. What I can input on is how much of an annoying bint that Cassie one is and I’m delighted what happens to her. What an annoying cow! Matilda is developing nicely these days too! And that Martha one has a set of teeth that a horse put to stud would be proud of. Still owuldnt say no tho
Matilda would be my number one, no questions asked. But there’s something about Martha that I like. She was a model before she took up “acting” (I use the word acting loosely). Cassie has too much tan, always thought that. I admire a girl for going out and getting a healthy colour but to live under the sunbed the way she does just doesn’t cut it with me.
I’d have Mattie and Belle as 1 and 2 respectively. Not sure I’d go as far down the list as Irene in fairness. And I wouldn’t go near Sam.
in fairness to sam, she wouldnt be the best and is another annoying bint, but she shows up well on the wedding day!
Couldnt argue with that. Has Mattie got a boob job done recently or have they just decided to start her wearing low cut tops? Either way, I aint complaining.
Sam has a face that you just want to slap.
She got a new bra apparently - she was fidgeting at it the other day and told Ric that it was uncomfortable. It’s certainly accentuating her assets though so a bit of mild discomfort shouldn’t concern her.
It’s that time of day when I start to tidy my toys away, get my boss to help me to put on my jacket and rock home for a bit of world class drama from Summer Bay. Christ, I fooking love Home and Away.