A guy was driving down the N7 with his sexy girlfriend and she piped up,
"I think those people in the car next to us are from Limerick”
“Why do you think that ?” he said.
"Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says
"…stit ruoy su wohs”
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I was in the cemetery the other day and I saw a few lads going round and round carrying a coffin.
An hour later I saw them at the same carry on.
I thought ‘They’ve lost the fucking plot!’
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My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone.
So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievable sexy sister was sitting next to me.
A few moments later she whispered to me ‘we should have sex while my sister isn’t home.’
I immediately got up and turned around to head back to my car.
I found my girlfriend standing by the door, she hugged me and said ‘you’ve won my trust’.
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car…
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I broke my finger the other day.
But on the other hand I’m fine.
It begs the question.
Was it the hole finger?
See 5 or 6 posts up
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I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained to me that its the vitamin c and natural sugars, but I really think its the vodka.
What has teo butts and kills people?
An assassin
Funny
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My favourite terrible joke:
What did the horse say to the one legged jockey?
How’re you gettin’ on?
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