The TFK Nightwatchman Thread


#582

The lads have some lovely suggestions there about lavender candles. But you know whats wrong yourself dont you really

Nothing is going to fuck with your wiring like burning the candle at both ends over prolonged periods


#583

Studies suggest that you’d get a higher level of prolactin released by getting it pulled for you rather than by you, that said its a wonderful suggestion.


#584

Forum favourite Denis O’Brien once said that following one business failure and before he secured the second mobile phone license by entirely legitimate means, that he would just excercise relentlessly and any sleeping issues went away. He deserves a place in the LFLFSASHG thread.


#585

I am a savage believer in having no electronic devices in the bedroom


#586

The clowns. The fucking clowns did.


#587

Another sleepless night awaits. Tried boring myself to sleep so I read over a thread of @glasagusban comments.


#588

I’m not sure making yourself suicidal is the answer mate


#589

Have you tried a cana-cookie. Indica heavy.


#590

In. Nasty stomach bug after sweeping through the house… It aint good lads.


#591

Dose.

Just put on a wash of vomit covered Winnie the Pooh sheets and duvet cover. Showered, bed remade and all back to sleep apart from myself. Ninja like.


#592

What time are the parents home ?


#593

Dunno mate but you should be asleep before they get there


#594

Weird that you are thinking of me at three in the morning. Oddball.


#595

Signing in


#596

I’m with you buddy.
Awake since 5:00. Ready for the world now !!
I’ll tax what cars are in south Tipperary today.
( if I was at work I would ).


#597

Awake since 1:30 and working from 6 till 6 today. This afternoon is going to be interesting.


#598

In. Woke 90 mins ago and can’t get back. FML


#599

Im here for you bud

Essentially its the anxiety from thinking you won’t sleep that is spiking your heart rate, causing a self fulfilling prophecy of sorts. Allied to your bizarre decision to begin using a blue light emitting device which disrupts the melatonin flow. Download headspace and listen to an episode or two in total darkness.


#600

6 hours sleep appears to be all I need these days

yawn


#601

Fucking Tan cunt telling me to relax, I’m filled with anger and hate now… Where next?