🌬 The Weather Thread part 2

I’ll do that today. Cunts are fair annoying.

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It’s well know that flies are attracted to shit — your house must be a kip… Out boozing all weekend and then living off take aways for most of the week – you fucking disgust me.

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Fruit flies are attracted to fruit you stupid cunt

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There’s obviously fruit in his shit… fair play to him, still getting some of his 5 a day in while boozing and eating spice bags.

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You’ve absolutely destroyed him there.

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Get a cup. Cut a slice or two of apple/fruit of your choice. Place in Cup with a little apple or orange juice.

Put cling film over cup. Using a fork poke a couple of holes in cling film as one would a ready made microwave dinner.

Your very own Horsebox fly trap. They will all fly in there like moths to a flame.

You can release them humanely into your brown bin or drown them.

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:wave:

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made shit of him even

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its fucking McGuyver. :slight_smile:

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I have a fool proof cure for itchy insect bites which requires no thumb insertion.

https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule/status/1058839948185473024?s=21

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That’s class

Fake

Not long in from walking Brady… Tis a dirty, dirty night out there.

Pissing rain here in Cork

get to high ground lad

It’s bad.

cork always is

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Could be an interesting drive home to Drom if this holds up :disappointed_relieved: