The who is going in to work versus who is (Not)WFH/taking AL tomorrow thread?

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You are a genius, I have someone who has organised not 1… not 2… but 3 fu*kin nights out over December for the office. I have 1 down and i’ll go to 1 more, that’ll do.

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That’s disgraceful. My heart goes out to you.

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Lads ye need to get out in the fresh air

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night 2 you just wait for the cunt outside the venue and have a sock with a snooker ball at hand, ready to dish out the beating he richly deserves

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At least you got a Christmas dinner… i know of a company that cancelled it for cost savings

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KPI’s need to be met if the turkey and ham is to be set

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Miserable bastards

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Would your boss come out and check the car battery if you just pretended it was drained

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The bastard cagers of Galway will ensure there’s a few tips on the Quincentennial Bridge to foil any evil plot like that.

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I have fucking three this week. One down two to go.

I’m adopting a Cinderella approach to each one and will be home by midnight.

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I am afraid my taxi will turn into a pumpkin.

How’d they take the news ?

We had a very successful 0% turnout, with unverifiable excuses ranging from “stomach virus” right through to “covid-like symptoms”. Sources confirmed the Christmas dinner itself was close to requiring FSAI investigation.

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Secret Santa is another pain In the hole.

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Hello 2006

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(It’s his stick that he’s playing with 🙂 totally safe)

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Turns out the new normal was not the new normal at all.

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Depends if you work for dinosaurs or not.

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