No doubt some woke little cunt of a developer will have put non performing WHERE clause into some nested query.
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I hear IT wonks have to remove references to ‘slave’ and ‘master’. It’s PC gone mad.
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Firewalls and url filters can no longer have blacklists and whitelists
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This happened to us. Explainin “allowlisting” instead of whitelisting to a customer with English as third langauge. Utter fucking messing.
Tried to move to a traffic-light inspired greenlist/redlist system but now we have the Apache after us.
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Wait till the HSE and Public sector bodies need to get a few more genders added to the drop down lists across all their payroll, HR and CRM systems. The consultants are rubbing their hands. There will be a fortune to be made from woke refactoring.
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It’s not just genders either.
If ‘Dr.’ can appear in those drop-down lists with ‘Mr’, ‘Mrs’, ‘Ms’ and ‘Mx’, I can’t see why ‘Snr IT Conslt.’ can’t be included.
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Disk space capacity talk since 6 on a Sunday morning. Those Wuhan boys have a lot to answer for.
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Ffs
Game. Changer.
The infantilisation is nearly complete…Same parts/same price!
Bought one of these second-hand years ago, one of the good buys.
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Treating myself to a nice unofficial half day to start the weekend off
6 hours of work shopping on Zoom about WFH with Deloitte layering in their bolloxology next week. 
Proper order. Back into the office ye lazy fucks
Oooft, thats gonna destroy some lads dreams.
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One day a week sounds like it’s on the table in our place.
If we’re idle for more than 2 minutes it shows up. I invested in one of those desk fans that move so when I’m away for any period of time I tie the mouse to it.
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SISK are getting back into the office fit-out market incidentally, they’re not buying in to the WFH dream