I think that it is time we invaded the west of England plus Wales and took back our heritage of the dark ages. It is the right thing to do, bring civilization and learning back to a godforsaken land.
We used to own Cornwall at one stage
It was part of Wexford.
Theyāre would be a good travel book in that. Englandās Top, Top Shit Cities and Towns Guide.
At least it has a beach. Iām Google mapping this place now. By God.
Itās an absolute, utter shithole.
Young lads donāt wear shin guards hurling anymore because āthereās never any pullingā
Thereās already a book.
Stockport was number 1.
Was funny.
Stockport is now being renovated. Iād probably move there if I was trying to start out over here.
Didsbury used be where young professional couples would move, two teachers and the like. Youād get a decent terrace for 100k back when two teachers would earn about 45 between them.
Itād be 700k now and the two teachers earning 60 between them.
Itās not right.
Plenty of pulling. Youād need arm guards.
The hurl makers are going out of business. I havenāt seen a hurl broke in years.
They hardly need Hurleys now. A rooting stick would do them
And a grappling hook.
It was part of Wexford.
The St. Ives and St. Piranās Penzance clubs backboned Wexfordās four in a row football All-Ireland from 1915 to 1918. Cornwall lost interest in Gaelic football after that and so Wexford became a hurling county.
Cornwall looks like a lovely place to visit.
Cornwall looks like a lovely place to visit.
It is. Only downside is getting a parking spot in some of the busier villages is difficult in high summer.
Thatās pretty much all over the world as far as I can see.
Aer Lingus used to fly to Newquay. Some great spots there on the way to St Ives.
The clotted cream
Thereās talks of a boat going from Swansea to Cornwall, thatād be a big game changer. Got one from Rosslare would be even better.
They blew over that day Sarah Palin could see Russia from her garden.