Angel Di Maria has written an open letter to Manchester United supporters to tell them that they “will forever be in his heart”.
I hope he just copied and pasted from his heartfelt open letter to Real Madrid fans last year.
I would imagine he phoned it in. Just like his performances last season.
I’d check your bleach supply as well Brian, she could be making a bomb.
Did he not simply apologise more so than the usual guff?*
*I couldnt be arsed reading or googling the letter in question.
He probably keeps his wallet in his shirt pocket.
Women cutting the lawn.
Springer spaniel puppy jumping into the canal after swans, and swimming after them for about 400 metres. Them fuckers would kill him as well.
Christ…
Have you found him Harry?
Poor pup probably starving. Try feeding him.
His better fed then me pal, bar the booze and cigarettes
Very well behaved in the house but once he gets out and see’s a duck or a swan their’s no stopping him if his off the lead.
Sky Channel 184 True Entertainment.
More entertainment on AL Jazerra channel 514, and that’s saying something.
Rovers fans leaving early. It’s not like they have a crowd rush to beat.
Grown men participating in and actually caring about Fantasy Football competitions, in some cases based on real sporting competitions they profess to hate. This is some of the weirdest behaviour imaginable. Fucking freaks.
Closing this topic for performance reasons. New one is at: