cesc4 was telling us at lunchtime that he got off with a bird called Lourda once. How fooking wrong is that? Lourda. For fook sake.
His ‘I didn’t christen her - I only fooking banged her’ protestations were laughed out of town by the gang of young professionals present.
People driving slowly along a slightly bendy or narrow stretch of road (Say doing 60km/h in an area where 100km/h is safe), yet speeding up when they get to a straight stretch so you can’t overtake them. They then repeat the process when the straight stretch ends.
Women drivers.
Example:
Just now I wandered out for a lunchtime stroll and as I crossed the road this jeep slowed down and I could see the window going down.
‘Excuse me’.
So I stopped only to be greeted by a MILF driving said jeep fully dolled out in the tan (real or fake) tight top and huge shades on the top of her head.
‘Where’s Dunnes Stores around here?’ came next in a thick country brogue.
I informed her politely (with my hand in my pocket) that she had actually just drove past it and that she needed to turn around (and also that she need to turn the jeep in the opposite direction!). She completely ignored the second part of my advice and prooced to reverse back towards the Dunnes - some 100 yards away. Of course she was greeted by the inevitable horn (as well as some from cars) but she safely made her destination.
is that not called safe driving?
I’d go along with that too Farmer, but its a bit like shhooting fish in a barrel (wherever that saying came from?)
One night I was walking home in Dublin, crossing the Portobello bridge to go towards Rathmines, I was crossing at the harolds Cross side of the bridge. Waiting at the lights for the pedestrian lights to give me my right of way. I saw this car coming up from Rathmines with no lights on (this was about 10pm in winter, pitch black other than street lights). So she stopped at the traffic lights in the middle lane which is for going straight on towards town. Pedestrian light goes green for me so I start crossing the road.
Next thing the stupid bitch starts to turn left to go down by the canal (with no indicating obviously whilst driving through a red light) and as the obvious confrontation of me in the middle of the road, and her driving at me, I sorta stopped in shock. What does she do? Blows the horn for as long as she could at me and throws her hands up as if to say ‘what are you doing?’ I fooking lost it! I walked over to her car and screamed at her and pointed to look at the red lights and that she had no lights on her car and she was in the wrong fooking lane to be turning left, with no indicators either. She reversed a bit and drove around me then. Think she was afraid I’d attack her or something. She wasnt far wrong. Stupid bint.
Well done, I would have done the same. I dont like idiots.
might be more apt in the things that bug you thread, as dan points out, its not exactly wrong. bugs the hell out of me tho, driving along at a snails pace holding up people, and then speeding up at the only possible overtaking place. Or if you start to overtake them and the cunt tries to speed up and ‘race’ you.
[quote=“Gman”]I’d go along with that too Farmer, but its a bit like shhooting fish in a barrel (wherever that saying came from?)
One night I was walking home in Dublin, crossing the Portobello bridge to go towards Rathmines, I was crossing at the harolds Cross side of the bridge. Waiting at the lights for the pedestrian lights to give me my right of way. I saw this car coming up from Rathmines with no lights on (this was about 10pm in winter, pitch black other than street lights). So she stopped at the traffic lights in the middle lane which is for going straight on towards town. Pedestrian light goes green for me so I start crossing the road.
Next thing the stupid bitch starts to turn left to go down by the canal (with no indicating obviously whilst driving through a red light) and as the obvious confrontation of me in the middle of the road, and her driving at me, I sorta stopped in shock. What does she do? Blows the horn for as long as she could at me and throws her hands up as if to say ‘what are you doing?’ I fooking lost it! I walked over to her car and screamed at her and pointed to look at the red lights and that she had no lights on her car and she was in the wrong fooking lane to be turning left, with no indicators either. She reversed a bit and drove around me then. Think she was afraid I’d attack her or something. She wasnt far wrong. Stupid bint.[/quote]
I generally find the hotter they are the worse drivers they are…
I used to laugh at all the ones on the commute to work in Dublin who’d be doing up their make up at traffic lights and hold ups in the flow. I’d see the one doing herself up, then look at the car, and more often than not, there’d be a dent on the side, or scratches on the bumpers, or the usual big dent right in the middle of the back bumper where they hit a bollard at tescos or some other car park trying to reverse.
Ha ha - this is true. So true.
I have yet to see a ugly bird in a new Mini Cooper. Its astonishing. Long may this run continue.
I saw 2 in a row 2 days ago. Utterly utterly devastated as Mini Coopers were previously a guarantee of hotness.
Ugly women in minis? I refuse to believe it.
Chatting to a bird for a while last night and was thinking “hmm potential here perhaps”. (Not sure how the conversation got around to this but) she told me she was a with a black guy a couple of weeks ago who was “huge”. Then i thought, what’s the point? Why serve a cocktail sausage when she’s already had the footlong.
She’s hollowed out, not worth going near now.
[quote=“myboyblue”]is this wrong?
http://dynimg.rte.ie/0001a5df28a.jpg[/quote]
Is it that she’s an alright looking bird doing weightlifting, or that she’s laughing, or that she has fook all on the bar?
Is she competing in the snatch?
[quote=“Locke”]Is it that she’s an alright looking bird doing weightlifting, or that she’s laughing, or that she has fook all on the bar?
Is she competing in the snatch?[/quote]
Its wrong because I want to tear that shit up, and its not often you can say that about a weightlifter.