Things That Are Wrong

Hats off MBB, so eloquently put

Nothing wrong about that. Look at her ffs!!

There is no way she is a weightlifter…

EDIT - or if she is she can’t be very good…

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Wrong

that surely has to be a photoshop job…

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yeah, who ever photo shopped it is!

Something from this morning as I made my way to Gorey, Co Wexford.

Was driving along the first single lane section of road a bit after you come off the dual carraigeway when I noticed the traffic slowing almost to a standstill. I thought this a bit odd as we didn’t seem to be approaching a town but continued on. I could see ahead and there was a tailback of about a mile.

Anyway eventually we moved along slowly and then I noticed the cause of it. A car travelling at 20mph right out in the middle of the fucking road driven by some auld fella. As I approached there were cars in front of me flashing their lights and beeping at your man to move in but this made him go further out on the road even though there was a hard shouler to his left. There was a constant stream of traffic coming the opposite direction so he could not be passed out.

Eventually a few cars decided to take him on the inside and at this stage I was directly behind the car. I could see yer man’s face in the mirror and he was bulling at all these cars beeping at him and was standing his ground out of spite. Then I realised that the only way I was going to pass this lad was if I went into the hard shoulder as well and take him on the inside which is what I done. I have never seen worse driving in my life.

He was obviously one of the thicker breed of farmers you know the ones I mean

I was with you all the way until this sentence. Are you genuinely claiming that this was worse than Larry’s go-kart driving up in Newry?

I stand corrected.

Go karting isnt real driving though, its like saying a tit wank is the same as a blow job, it isnt and never will be.

Farmer,you seem to have some serious issues with the standard of Irish driving.

Not really Manus - but I just call it when I see it.

  • For instance, a bloke driving at 20 mph on the main Dublin Wexford road without pulling in when he has a hard shoulder on his left.

  • A burd reversing back on a busy road to take a turn off she missed.

I feel these instances need highlighting as being utterly, utterly wrong.

As a non-driver who gets road rage as a passenger you have my every sympathy.

Sutherland, wrong…

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The Wexford accent…

in fairness i think you could add the waterford accent, midlands accent and the cork city accent to that list as well farmer…

Browsing through the local paper and they have pictures of various Graduation/Debs Balls from the various schools around the town and I copped a lad my age, 26, in a picture with a bird. Anyone going to a Grad above the age of 21 is completely wrong, unless they’re a ridiculously slow learner and still attending school themselves.

Is it wrong to be reaming some 17/8 yo tail?

Ah, it’s not wrong to be reaming some 17-year old but going to a Debs with her is.

But banging a 6-year old would probably be pretty questionable.

Absolutely none boo boo.
And as far as I’m aware, Bandage isn’t a stickler anyway.

Must be the nerves before the big match.
Don’t worry Bandy; I understand.