Things That Are Wrong

[quote=“Mairegangaire”]Fellas drinking WKD and Bacardi Breezers
WRONG[/quote]

Ah the bottles of Blue WKD tend to be bought when it gets to around 1.30. Perverted.

yeah thats just an idiot. I’d be a neutral fan for the majority of all ireland finals I’ve been to (25+ finals, only once had Wexford in it), and my father has been going to both finals for well over 30 years now. My grandad on my mothers side went to both finals for over 50 years before he passed away.

I’d prefer to be a neutral at a final than some gobshite bandwagoner on a day out because it is the thing to do. Have given tickets to countless people I know from different counties and gone with them to games. I’ve given tickets to friends who had none on the day and went into Quinns or some other pub then and watched the game instead. The amount of people going to finals who’ve never been to their county’s games during the year is far far worse than a nuetral going to the final, because chances are, the neutral there is an avid fan of the GAA and goes to many more games besides their own county’s.

Some of the best ones I was at was the Clare/Offaly, Roscommon minors (and I even travelled to Ennis for that replay), Meath/Mayo + replay, Galway/Kerry + replay, Galway/Tipp in 88, KK/Cork games, Ulster teams in early 90’s. Some days out and its something to be appreciated by all. I was at the Meath/Dublin 4 game saga in 1990 too, travelling up from Wexford for those with my father.

Boy racer passed me by earlier, ridiculously loud exhaust, engine revving, windows down, the guy is clearly shit cool and hard as nails and what’s pumping out of the stereo at full volume?

“I kissed a girl and i liked it…”

[quote=“Jugs”]Boy racer passed me by earlier, ridiculously loud exhaust, engine revving, windows down, the guy is clearly shit cool and hard as nails and what’s pumping out of the stereo at full volume?

“I kissed a girl and i liked it…”[/quote]

had he a dump valve as well jugs…

Dump valve aka arsehole

no…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dump_valve

Here that last post is a bit of a blowoff

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowoff_valve

St Bernard special saver bog roll…

  1. It’s impossible to open up the roll for use, wasted about 12squares going round and round and still not opened right

2 The cardboard insert falls out of the hole straight away(it did on the last two rolls anyway)

3 It tears ur hole assunder(I actually cried earlier this evening)
All wrong

[quote=“balloobasluvsbeer”]St Bernard special saver bog roll…

  1. It’s impossible to open up the roll for use, wasted about 12squares going round and round and still not opened right

2 The cardboard insert falls out of the hole straight away(it did on the last two rolls anyway)

3 It tears ur hole assunder(I actually cried earlier this evening)
All wrong[/quote]

You tight fucker! Kitten soft all the way

nothing worse than cheap toilet paper…guarenteed to give you an unmerciful dose of ire…

This fat cunt is wrong

http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00200/Picnic-3_200928t.jpg

Being hungover on a Monday - wrong…

Not being hungover on a Monday - wrong

Being hungover on a Monday is right. I’d nearly say NOT being hungover on a MOnday was wrong.

No - like seriously hungover having been on the beer the day before unlike the general pissed off tired Monday feeling you get having been out over the weekend…

How’s Bandage after your day of drinking up in the Capital yesterday Farmer?

Bandage was in surprisingly good form yesterday evening, as was Jugs. I left them as they were about to depart for Flannerys around 10.30. I had been drinking since 1pm (other lads were drinking since about 12 I think).

Highlight of the day for me was meeting Bandage’s sister for the first time. Quite a quiet girl actually and not as gamey as I would have expected…

Is she aware of her Internet celebrity?

Not sure if she is…

When she was introduced to me she said ‘long time no email’, which is a complete lie of course seeing that I never emailed her…

[quote=“farmerinthecity”]Not sure if she is…

When she was introduced to me she said ‘long time no email’, which is a complete lie of course seeing that I never emailed her…[/quote]

1st of the month and already you’ve sown up September’s IOTM. Congrats Farmer (you stalker…)