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Saddos.
Going to the O2 at 9 in the morning to watch a game that was on TV.
Thought it would be full of kids but no, grown ups!!
Looked like a decent atmosphere to be fair.
The top score in the whole Fantasy Football game this weekend was gotten by a bird.
It looked ridiculously contrived when the cut there at various times after the game. Some floor manager telling them shout and cheer. FFS.
The biggest spider i’ve ever seen in my life just sprinted across the floor and under the couch on which i’ve been marooned on. I spotted at the corner of my eye running from my bedroom door and he was really haring across the floor, thought the cunt was going to jump up on me. I wouldn’t have been able to rest easy with him in the same room as me so he forced me to put on my shoes and pull out the couch. There he was right under the couch looking up at me, the fuck. I absolutely obliterated him with my shoe, even stamping on him another three times to make sure he was dead. I hope there are no more around…
I fucking HATE spiders. I’m like how Indiana Jones is with snakes.
His wife is going to be fairly pissed off with you, the Dunph.
I’d say she will come fir you during the night so stay alert and leave the light on. [quote=“The Dunph, post: 98785”]
The biggest spider i’ve ever seen in my life just sprinted across the floor and under the couch on which i’ve been marooned on. I spotted at the corner of my eye running from my bedroom door and he was really haring across the floor, thought the cunt was going to jump up on me. I wouldn’t have been able to rest easy with him in the same room as me so he forced me to put on my shoes and pull out the couch. There he was right under the couch looking up at me, the fuck. I absolutely obliterated him with my shoe, even stamping on him another three times to make sure he was dead. I hope there are no more around…
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Normally i leave them be but this fella was a giant and he had been in my room, getting up to god knows what. He could have tried to sneak into bed with me.
Earwigs, I fucking hate earwigs.
Snakes…don’t know nobody called snakes
I know a woman who had an earwig crawl into her ear one night as she slept, she didn’t cop it at the time. A few days later she started getting these weird sensations in her ear like something burying or moving around. It ended up she needed an operation to get it sorted, the earwig had planted thousands of eggs in her ear which i believe had started hatching. She sleeps with ear plugs ever since, can’t say i blame the woman…
Was she related to your mate who went around to some auld ones house to fix the telly and ended up riding her? :rolleyes:
It’s funny that country people are afraid of spiders and earwigs.
Lets get one thing straight. I hate earwigs, I am not afraid of them.
Yeah right. [quote=“Rintintin, post: 98794”]
Lets get one thing straight. I hate earwigs, I am not afraid of them.
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Apology accepted, you old coot.
I came across a huge spider recently myself. There had been a girl who had just come from South America sleeping in the gaffe recently and initially I had been so concerned that after killing the thing (the spider obviously, not the girl) I wondered whether the thing had traveled over with her and an alien species from Peru had invaded. Google wasn’t much help as it seems there are thousands of different species and I hadn’t had the foresight when crushing the insect to preserve the corpse of the spider adequately enough to be able to identify particular features etc. Thus the matter remains unresolved.
Go shit in your hat Rintintin. [quote=“Rintintin, post: 98796”]
Apology accepted, you old coot.
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The Limerick posters on here are some shower of soft cocks.