[quote=“Pikeman”]Something similar happened to me on Monday. This good looking wan ahead of me ordered her white roll with something like tuna and salad on it. The one behind the counter wrapped it up and put the sticker on it when the burd said “Oh God, sorry just remembered I’ve actually given up white bread! Is it possible to have that on a brown roll?”
I thought the wan behind the counter would scrape it all onto the brown roll but no, started again.
The burd turns around to me and apologises a couple of times. Ah yer grand-sez I.
Valuable seconds of my life wasted.[/quote]
If it has’nt been mentioned yet, the Saw Doctors singing that Sugababes song. That is so fucking wrong. And it being number one, as the great Bill Hicks would say, makes my blood fucking boil.
Equally, manufactured pop retards being referred to as ‘rock stars’. I fucking hate that.
[quote=“Pikeman”]Something similar happened to me on Monday. This good looking wan ahead of me ordered her white roll with something like tuna and salad on it. The one behind the counter wrapped it up and put the sticker on it when the burd said “Oh God, sorry just remembered I’ve actually given up white bread! Is it possible to have that on a brown roll?”
I thought the wan behind the counter would scrape it all onto the brown roll but no, started again.
The burd turns around to me and apologises a couple of times. Ah yer grand-sez I.
Valuable seconds of my life wasted.[/quote]
I actually don’t understand the mentality of fuckers who would ask such a thing. If I was the server I would tell it to shove it up her white bread deficient arse.
The ones for Nintendo Wee with ‘famous’ families. The bloody Ronan Keating family and the Redknappps. Mind you Louise Redknapp is a helluva bit of stuff.
Then there is the one for 11811 or 11890 with a bloke imitating Eddie Hobbs and then saying that ‘no Eddie Hobbs were used in the making of this’. Either get him in to do it or don’t.
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Then there is the one for 11811 or 11890 with a bloke imitating Eddie Hobbs and then saying that ‘no Eddie Hobbs were used in the making of this’. Either get him in to do it or don’t.[/quote]
Whats the fuckin story with all the directory enquiry ads at the moment 11811 which is eircom, 11850 which is some other crowd and then 11890 which is trying to take business from the 2. Is there that much money in it now that three different companies can sustain it? Are people that lazy now not to look in a phone book or online?
That one really grates me too farmer. How they ever thought it’d actually work as an ad is beyond me.
I heard an ad for one of those directory enquiry numbers that if you text looking for a number or whatever, the rest of your enquiries for the day are free.
Who’s going to be looking for enquiries more than once in a day?
I’ve only ever used it twice at most in my lifetime I’d say.
[quote=“Pikeman”]That one really grates me too farmer. How they ever thought it’d actually work as an ad is beyond me.
I heard an ad for one of those directory enquiry numbers that if you text looking for a number or whatever, the rest of your enquiries for the day are free.
Who’s going to be looking for enquiries more than once in a day?
I’ve only ever used it twice at most in my lifetime I’d say.[/quote]
Just reading the local paper there and it appears that Fianna Fail Councillor Lorcan Allen’s collie has gone missing and Lorcan’s offering a reward for Penny’s safe return. He throws in a quote which is a bit fooking wrong:
wrongest thing on this thread so far (with the exception of the hulk hogan and his daughter with a bottle of sun tan lotion)
the other night I was suposed to go out with the missus, said good luck to the flatmate and that i’d see him thursday. Herself had to go home for a family emergency and so i trudged home,
unfortunately walked in on said flatmate giving himself a low five, wrong, wrong wrong
next time i will jiggle the key for a few minutes before walking in…
