Things That Are Wrong

the shannon in general

I was taking a shit a while ago and two colleagues strolled into the bathroom chatting away to each other. One entered the cubicle beside me and, judging by the sounds, commenced a much needed dump. Meanwhile, the other lad could be heard pissing at the urinal. All seems regular enough except for the fact they continued their conversation throughout. The pisser unsurprisingly finished first and muttered something about ‘talking more about it later’ while he was drying his hands. The lad taking the shit replied, ‘fine, no problem’ from inside the cubicle as his pal walked out of the bathroom. Ridiculously wrong.

Really? I wouldn’t think twice about yapping away on the crapper.
I’ll even take phone calls there. Sometimes I get pins and needles if I forget that need to get back to the front desk.
By then the queue is off out the door.
Yours etc,
GSH.

My housemate just asked two of us (both males) if we were any good at foot massages.

So wrong…

Is that with the intention of either of you giving him said massage?

Christ almighty.

That’s sick. It’s not so bad when a female asks, you obviously say yeah (with some justification in my case), but I don’t think there is any “right” answer if a lad asks, which is why it’s so wrong.

[quote=“Fran”]My housemate just asked two of us (both males) if we were any good at foot massages.

So wrong…[/quote]

fuckin hell

[quote=“farmerinthecity”]Is that with the intention of either of you giving him said massage?

Christ almighty.[/quote]

Definately trying to swindle a free massage from one of us as he went on to say that he’s going to pay for an hour long foot massage at the weekend.

My other housemate told him where to go. I’m off to daft…

I’ll tell you what he’ll be paying for for an hour and it won’t be a foot massage

Unbelievably wrong.

I’ve no problem whatsoever with giving a girl a foot massage because a lot of the time it can lead to sex. This is the same reason why I don’t give foot massages to males

[quote=“Fran”]Definately trying to swindle a free massage from one of us as he went on to say that he’s going to pay for an hour long foot massage at the weekend.

My other housemate told him where to go. I’m off to daft…[/quote]

What a cunt!

Ooooiiii.

Have you told him to pack his bags?

eh, there is a right answer:- “get the fuck out of this house you absolute bender.” This should then be followed by a good old fashioned clubbing.

This is extremely wrong. At what point in one’s life does one decide that one needs one of these?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/PAUL-ROSS-Canvas-Print-MirrorPrintStore/dp/B001N6W8U0/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Paul Ross is wrong.

Known for nothing else but being Jonathan Ross’ brother.

And he seems happy with that set-up as well.

Apparently Pinder has got knocked out of this.

Here is a picture of her knockers. Presume there are more nudy ones out there.

EDIT - here’s one.

[quote=“Bandage”]Ooooiiii.

Have you told him to pack his bags?[/quote]

I’m going to invite jugs around with his club.

They are extremely right

[quote=“Sledgehammer”]This is extremely wrong. At what point in one’s life does one decide that one needs one of these?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/PAUL-ROSS-Canvas-Print-MirrorPrintStore/dp/B001N6W8U0/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top[/quote]

Thats brilliant, what the fuck?:wink: