Things That Are Wrong

This forum has a fine history of backtracking mate, digging in even when you know you’re wrong is whats expected around here.

How fucking unlucky, you survive a fucking plane crash, only to be possibly run over by the rescue vehicles.

http://news.sky.com/story/1113146/san-francisco-crash-girl-possibly-run-over

[quote=“tazdedub, post: 799030, member: 312”]How fucking unlucky, you survive a fucking plane crash, only to be possibly run over by the rescue vehicles.

http://news.sky.com/story/1113146/san-francisco-crash-girl-possibly-run-over[/quote]

Bloody hell.

[quote=“tazdedub, post: 799030, member: 312”]How fucking unlucky, you survive a fucking plane crash, only to be possibly run over by the rescue vehicles.

http://news.sky.com/story/1113146/san-francisco-crash-girl-possibly-run-over[/quote]
Now that’s ironic Alanis.

Now this guy has to be taking the piss, he is sueing coppers because he never got a shift.

http://www.oxygen.ie/student_sues_co…PAGE6392.html

[quote=“tazdedub, post: 799177, member: 312”]Now this guy has to be taking the piss, he is sueing coppers because he never got a shift.

http://www.oxygen.ie/student_sues_co…PAGE6392.html[/quote]

ah tazdedub cmaaaaaaaannn

The heat is getting to me. :frowning:

[quote=“tazdedub, post: 799177, member: 312”]Now this guy has to be taking the piss, he is sueing coppers because he never got a shift.

http://www.oxygen.ie/student_sues_co…PAGE6392.html[/quote]

FFS Taz.

I’m going to respond Carry Harry style

Christ, this place must have some of the stupidest fuckers on the internet.

[quote=“tazdedub, post: 799177, member: 312”]Now this guy has to be taking the piss, he is sueing coppers because he never got a shift.

http://www.oxygen.ie/student_sues_co…PAGE6392.html[/quote]

Good man Taz :smiley:

Thanks MBB that means a lot.

Arsehole.

[quote=“tazdedub, post: 799209, member: 312”]Thanks MBB that means a lot.

Arsehole.[/quote]

Ah lovely, just lovely :D:pint:

The pickle this poor chap has got himself into. From the Health Supplement of today’s Irish Times.

Tue, Jul 9, 2013, 09:45
First published:
Tue, Jul 9, 2013, 01:00
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Q
Please help me out here, I’m struggling with married life not turning out at all as I expected.
We had a very healthy sex life when just living together, and three years into marriage in all other respects our relationship has improved.
However, my wife seems to have totally misunderstood the meaning of legally enforced monogamy. It’s not just a prohibition on having sex with other people. One is also under some kind of implied obligation to actually have sex, at least occasionally, with one’s spouse, no? At least that was my understanding. Otherwise it would be called celibacy, am I right?
Despite things being relatively good in that way before we got to the altar, it went downhill very rapidly afterwards, before dwindling away to nothing for the past year or so. I haven’t given up trying to initiate, but she just goes cold each time. Every time I try to bring it up with her, she retorts: “You’re just mad because you didn’t get what you wanted this morning/last night/at the weekend/whenever” and then tries to pick a fight with me over some unrelated domestic trivia. Yes, of course I’m mad that my wife is turned off by the thought of making love with me. She makes me feel like a dirty old man (and I’m only in my mid-30s).
Even worse, she seems to have adopted the persona of a woman of her grandmother’s generation. Gone is the changing into her swimming cossie at the beach without a care in the world as to who saw a flash of flesh; now she turns off the light in our bedroom and gets changed in the dark. Before we used to enjoy slightly racy French movies; now she tut-tuts when anything in the least way suggestive comes on the telly. It’s as if she was auditioning before. Now that she’s secured the role, she feels she doesn’t have to try (or pretend?) anymore.
My male friends are absolutely useless when I try to talk to them about this. The unmarried ones just laugh: “Hate to say I told you so mate, that’s why I’ll never get married” is a typical response. The married ones just bow their heads and sadly admit to something similar, if less extreme, and then shuffle off to the bar for another round and never mention it again.
At least they have some beautiful kids to show for their sacrifice. My wife was always adamantly against having children, and asked me to have a vasectomy shortly after we were wed.
I agreed because the alternative was to use condoms, and I’ve always had trouble keeping an erection with a condom on (since my teens) so I didn’t want to go down that route. But I really regret it now that I’m beginning to realise that this may not be for the long haul.
Am I the only one who wasn’t clued into the great unspoken secret of Irish marriage? Please help me understand the psychology of what might be going on with her, as I’m going up the walls and won’t last at this rate. Sorry if I’ve gone on a bit, but I really needed to get this off my chest fully.

http://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/health-family/tell-me-about-it-i-m-struggling-in-a-sexless-marriage-1.1456692

There was something along those lines posted here recently by a beloved now lapsed poster-nothing worse than a sexless relationship I’d imagine.

Has he considered divorce at all?

:eek:
Link?

Poor cunt has had the snip now so he’s little use to a lady who wants to have kids.

:smiley:

A vasectomy… The poor bastard.

Can that procedure be reversed?

:pint:

Lousy on CM in fairness.