Good grief. “Ahorsewithnoname”. We are in the desert of horses’ names.
- Mares’ Novice Hurdle – 4.50pm
1 Love Envoi (J J Burke) 15-2
2 Ahorsewithnoname (Nico de Boinville) 50-1
3 Grangee (P Townend) 13-2
Here’s 62 names for your next horse @thedancingbaby:
Cunt Of The Year
Side Of Ham
Going For Hints
False Balance
That Never Happened
Duplicate Account
Klaxons Have Sounded
Auntie Vaccine
Ratoath Inn
One Of The Greats
Split Season
Friday Night Eighties
Awkward Squad
Doctor McKenna
Keep On Hooping
Spring Soiree
Eastern Seaboard
Reveller
Pretend Expert
Couldn’t Make It Up
One Armed Waiter
Joe Duffy Toaster
A Haunty One
Circle Jerker
Fascinating To Watch
I’m Alright Jack
Company Man
Box Office
Overton Window
Gahliban
Shitgibbon
Hamish McJockstrap
Muldoon
Urban Sophisticate
Tea In A Mug
Mick The Meltdown
Pubehead
Flat Track Bully
Can’t Always Be Summer
Flying In Training
AN Other
Gone Off Topic
One For The Dungeon
Post Reported
That’s The Way It’s Gone
Game Is Gone
That’s A Backtrack
Burnden Park
Cool Story Bro
Celebrity Spot
Screaming Mary
Rastooler
Poppy O’Neill
Self Hating Jew
That’s A Clamping
Seashell Myth
Caul Pollins
Page Teaboy
Forelock Tugger
Powder Pisser
You Just Don’t Get It
Mugged Off
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I read that whole list in my head in peter O’Sullevan’s voice
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I did similar. It makes me want to own a horse. I think tea in a mug and one armed waiter were my favourites of the acceptable ones… and forelock tugger… and you just gont get it (fella)
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Did you hand over to John Hanmer before Beecher’s?
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gold.
“Another thread ruined” would be the name for a TFK horse
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Names can have a maximum of 18 characters including spaces and punctuation.
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Initials are not permitted.
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Names may not end with “filly”, “colt”, “stud”, “mare”, “stallion” or any similar horse-related terms.
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Names may not consist only of numbers, unless the number are above thirty and you spell it out. So, you could name a horse “Forty forty”, for example.
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Names must not end with a numerical designation such as “1st” or “2nd”.
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A racehorse’s name must not include the name of a real person or someone who has been dead for less than 50 years, unless their written permission or the permission of their family is provided.
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No names of racecourses or graded races can be included.
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Names must not have any obvious commercial significance.
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A name must not include suggestive, vulgar or obscene words and meanings and should not be in poor taste.
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Names should not be offensive to any religious, ethnic or political groups.
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You can not give a racehorse a name that features on the restricted list.
Surely your horse would be “Hey big vendor” unfortunately you can’t use product names otherwise Berlingo Boy would have been lovely.
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There was a horse at Cheltingham called Langer Dan. What a name!
Took the first cut off the lawn yesterday evening. Happy days.
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About time, they’re going looking into Judge Nolan and his bullshit sentences.
https://www.rte.ie/news/2023/0401/1367618-judge-martin-nolan-inquiry/
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Sport
How about showing us the shot?
Jaysus do I have to do everything for you
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Jim Nantz could make any sport sound exciting
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Messaging @anon67715551 for a bit of advice, and getting an in depth reply from boxtyeaterjunior IV , starting with “I’ll help you out if I can because @anon67715551 is snoring gently on the couch in a lotus eaters dream of Middleton 12 year old”
And then signing off with
“Boxty hasn’t moved in the last few minutes and the dog is looking at him with concern so I best go and hold a mirror up to his nose and hopefully then it’s just a move for the smelling salts”
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All before 12 noon too….
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