Things you aren't good at

Bit of semtex would shift it.

The obvious solution here is to take down the garage door, lift it into the closed position and then re attach it once in place.
Simple really for a man of @Rocko s ability.

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You’d be aswell just moving house again rocko. Easiest solution.

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That’s actually what I’m doing. Hence all the moving stuff downstairs and filling a skip etc.

Anyway, got the problem sorted. Some effort to shift it but I got it just out of range of the door. I’ll need a gin tonight.

Where you moving to bro?

Not sure yet. Porto temporarily but one of the Catholic enclaves in Malahide is the dream obviously.

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Yyyyyeeeesssssssssssssss

In your face @Mac

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Pretend Semtex

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:joy:

a lump of playdough

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Marla

@Bandage sent to the shop for the pipecleaners to make pretend timers :joy:

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A codeword for the shopkeeper and all

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@anon98850436 sent up to a phone box outside Johnny Foxes to ring up @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy on the mobile and say “kerrygold”

:joy:

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Wrapping presents.

Usually, given enough time, persistence and Wikihow articles, I feel I can achieve anything, but I will never be good at wrapping presents. Wrapping the sides of a box is complete sorcery to me; I’ll fold it this way and I’ll fold it that way, turning the paper into a crinkled, scrunchy mess before the entire package is just strapped together with lashings of Sellotape.

The brother for years has just given any gift in the bag it came in with the receipt and the price tag still attached. He’s no fool.

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:grin::rofl:

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It’s very easy. All about straight lines and edges.

Gambling.

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Driving into car washes.

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Nothing for @Brimmer_Bradley I’d say. Confined to the kids room now. I absolutely hate the cunt I’m married to. Where do I start

Jesus I hate everyone and everything right now.fuck apple products cunts.

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Twill pass

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