Things you aren't good at

Not this time buddy. I’ll keep a straight face and happy charade up at All times for the kids. She has our 10 year old in floods of tears.
Christmas week !!! I’ll do her in yet. The bastard. A dirty prostestant family too. Tans. Fucking tans.

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drink the bottle mate, then you’l have the answers

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What kind of clown marries into a Prod family? Were you not warned of the consequences?

Fuck off. Cunt.

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And to make matters worse you’re breeding more tans.

Will you just go away.

Merry Christmas mate, drink your bottle.

Go to sleep

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2 things here.

  1. It wouldnt be christmas if one of us wasn’t wanting to murder our missus
  2. Its whisky weekend on tfk.
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I’ve been in three (3) proper serious fights in my life.
Even though I don’t recall being responsible for any if them, on each occasion, I had been drinking quantities of whisky (and not single malt crafty stuff)
It drives you (me) cracked brimmer.
Make no decisions whilst on it.

Only one thing to do here buddy brimmer and that’s to give up the drink.It just doesn’t suit some people.

Sleep it off mate. The sun always rises

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@Brimmer_Bradley did you polish off the bottle?

It will be ok pal. Lot of stress last few weeks. Keep her lit

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Whiskey weekend will go down as one of the best ever on TfK.

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The epitome of TFK.

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There will be even more shite spouted tomorrow when the pretend chiefs take over the kitchen. It will be fascinating to watch

The wives working themselves to the bone and the pretend chefs taking pictures. You couldn’t make it up.

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I can picture the scene “nuala make sure to use goose fat on the roast sphuds I have to impress the lads on the internet”

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:clap: :smile:

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