Iv just googled Gortnabollix and there are no reported murders over night thank God.
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I’d swear I can smell bread sauce from the kitchen.
A hunger strike is now on the cards. Of all the weeks to start a protest.
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Make it a dirty protest altogether.
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I won’t be too far off of it if my mate calls to bring me drinking. A few whiskys on an empty stomach won’t be good.
Iv been here 100 times. Women are mental. But you need to source a good bunch of flowers kid. And act promptly because it will be very very difficult to find flowers after 2pm.
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Christmas causes a lot of shit in relationships, its fascinating to watch
Lave her go fuck for herself. Flowers!! My hoop.
I’ll bate her around the back yard with a bunch of ragwort.
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I can just imagine the scene the kids getting up for Santa and I sitting on the cold tiles in the corridor, naked and wrapped in a blanket and after shitting and pissing myself.
Same as every other Christmas I suppose.
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This is a very unseemly side to you. Do not lay hands on that woman.
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Ah I’m only codding, I’d never do anything like that.
Go get the flowers you thick Tipperary bastard. Head down to Topaz and come straight back with them. Then make a dose of that faggoty cure yerman @TheUlteriorMotive goes on and on about.
You can save Christmas yet.
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No. No. No.
Flowers would mean you’ve done something wrong. I didn’t.
that doesn’t matter, get the flowers
Thats not how it works. Get the flowers time is running out. You are one thick bastard.
What happened so!?
Yeah. I know I’m a thick cunt. Sure that’s my trademark, I’m hardly going to change my ways now.
She was wrong.
I reacted.
That’s life and marriage for you.
Simple stuff to understand really.
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Do it for the sake of the childer
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This.