This is the hottest summer you have ever had but its the coldest summer for the rest of your life (repent - stop climate change)

The heat in Burger King T1 is unreal

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Next weeks papers will be full of stories of lads getting into trouble swimming in a lake , food poisoning from undercooked meat , and a picture of someone burnt to a fookin crisp eating an ice cream in dollymount…nothing exceeds like excess…

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That’s dangerous heat there today.

2018 was a warm one in Oireland

Its very warm in the sun, deeply pleasant in the shade in tanland.
There’s no way it’s the 26 degrees suggested yet.

Fair play, a haymaker from @padjo. Taxi for the head of An BĂłrd Rothar.

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We need to start seriously looking at terraforming Mars. We’ve nearly Earth used up.

We can’t look after our own planet and you want us taking over and destroying a second one?

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Yes.

It’s not like all the planets aren’t going to be eventually destroyed anyways.

We need to treat planets like Larry Hagman treated livers.

If we build a solar panel the size of New Mexico in the Sahara, we’d have enough energy for the entire world

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I think the Tuaregs have suffered enough.

We’ll just move to a new one

Emailing ourselves to the stars. That’s the future of humanity.

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Can someone pick @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy up off the floor? Preferably using a machine that runs on electricity or solar power

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They’ll be plenty hot air from the dear leader, that should do the trick

Cc @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

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And it’s a fucking nice one too.


Very handy… :+1:

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You shouldn’t condone aggressive rebuttals from @padjo

If he gets too excited he is known to post upwards of 25 posts per day and main server can overheat.

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