Those Funny Things That Boggers Do

round my way a sewer rod would be the weapon of choice for bating cattle…accompanied by hollers of “seek seek”

I seen the old man break a stake off one before. Without a doubt the funniest thing Ive ever seen.

One question for some of the fellow boggers out there.

Where the fcuk do farmers get the hundreds of tyres they use to keep the plashtic down on the sillage pit?

[quote=“Fran”]One question for some of the fellow boggers out there.

Where the fcuk do farmers get the hundreds of tyres they use to keep the plashtic down on the sillage pit?[/quote]

You get them from a tyre repair place, they have thousands of them that they’re only too happy to get rid of. Arrive in with the tractor and trailer, and fill your boots. In return, send any tyre repairs into him. Its a good old fashioned you scratch my back, Il scratch yours type operation.

alternatively leave a silage trailer beside the tyre place over the winter, and let him fuck them into it as he gets them, very handy for all concerned.

[quote=“Gman”]fix holes in ditches or fences by throwing a skeough* into it.

how do you spell skeough? one of those words you pronounce but dont know what spelling it is. I know Skeoughvosteen in Kilkenny is how you pronounce it tho, so presume a similar spelling[/quote]

Tis the Irish for thorn bush and is spelt sceach

Funny thing that boggers do:

Get in my face and then get knocked on their arses when I destroy them.

[quote=“Flano”]Funny thing that boggers do:

Get in my face and then get knocked on their arses when I destroy them.[/quote]

Are you a hardy bastard Flano?

send me on yoir e mail tipptops and i will send you on a few photos and you can see how “hard” and “intimidating” he really is…

[quote=“Flano”]Funny thing that boggers do:

Get in my face and then get knocked on their arses when I destroy them.[/quote]

Is it in their arses that you destroy them?

[quote=“Flano”]Funny thing that boggers do:

Get in my face and then get knocked on their arses when I destroy them.[/quote]

I can’t understand why they’d get in your face when you’re such a hard bastard:confused:

No need for email lads. My actions speak louder than anything could.

Boggers, like Mac, will call an event they have attended a ‘do’.

Are you going to the do?

[quote=“Bandage”]Boggers, like Mac, will call an event they have attended a ‘do’.

Are you going to the do?[/quote]

From talking to MacParty last Friday night I can confirm that he is quite the bogger.

Thought I was aware of the Wexford accent - town (Bandage) and country (Tinnion) but never heard anything like his.

I wouldn’t be having Mac as a stereotypical bogger myself, although I only met him once and he was trying to stay sober

[quote=“farmerinthecity”]From talking to MacParty last Friday night I can confirm that he is quite the bogger.

Thought I was aware of the Wexford accent - town (Bandage) and country (Tinnion) but never heard anything like his.[/quote]
Mac is actually known as a bit posh around our parts believe it or not farmer.

I’ve been told I act like a bogger around boggers and act like a dub around dubs. Some sort of cameleon effect. The true bogger comes out in me when I’m hammered alright.

Farmer - the lads have a townie accent, its one of the worst in the world. Bandages one in particular is terrible.

Back on topic, I can’t remember the last time I called anything a do! I’d be more of a shindig man myself.

Mac, you told Sledge you were at TFK’s ‘do’ earlier on.

Boggers also eat lots of potatoes. Not three, but nine or ten.

[quote=“Bandage”]Mac, you told Sledge you were at TFK’s ‘do’ earlier on.

Boggers also eat lots of potatoes. Not three, but nine or ten.[/quote]

Read back ye tool - Sledge asked me did I go to the tfk “do” and I responded in kind

I had 4 roasters at the Christmas do in the Burlo last Saturday. Having said that, there was no mash, so that might have had something to do with it.