Toilet Etiquette at Work

[carryharry]

A pal?

[StoneCold]

That’s a backtrack.

[glasagusban]

Mike: toast, banana, peanut butter (the 100% peanuts stuff), and raspberry jam. Try it and you can thank me later, it’s unreal.

[FlakeAway]

Mate, wtf

[anon70480284]

They’ll make documentaries about that sick fucker in years to come

[myboyblue]

@LionelRitchie

A pal worked in a place years back in an office that had a single communal toilet. This deviant pal noticed the good looking bird in the office would go to toilet same time every day. She was clearly only urinating he said as she was in and out in little time.

Said troubled amigo then relayed, with clear pride at what he saw as ingenuity, his new daily course of action. A couple minutes before her daily dash, he’d make use of said lavatory. He’d remove a number of pieces of bogroll. He’d then take the next half dozen or so and rub them about his knob. He would then return the sullied ones into the dispenser first. He then returns the intially taken and still perfectly folded and uncrinkled ones before returning to his desk. Why these deeds?

First thing most do upon entering a toilet beyond a home is wipe down the seat. They may also use a piece or two on the handle. A lady then sets about her business which, upon completion, takes a few more sheets from dispenser before giving her undercarriage a pat down with them. Likely more than the one used here, probably a couple.

This sick puppy would sit at his desk peering towards the toilet and take enjoyment, a thrill even if say, knowing she was in there, wiping herself with the pieces he saw now as an extension of his knob meeting her flange.

This must be saved somewhere for posterity. Lionel is a quare deviant.

[LionelRitchie]

Would have been at the time yeah. This was when we were 17, just finished school

[LionelRitchie]

I know. Twenty plus years ago and still think back to it at times, just how batshit the level of detail he went to in his depravity

[myboyblue]

@LionelRitchie

I know. Twenty plus years ago and still think back to it at times, just how batshit the level of detail he went to in his depravity

Yes, “his” level of detail was batshit alright.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

@Chucks_Nwoko

When knights did battle, they never saw the face of the vanquished.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

It’s nice sliced up with peanut butter.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

I wonder if he works as a janitor in Kildare Village now.

I like to think he does.

[LionelRitchie]

That’s going to ruin that as a shitstop option now.

[PhattPike]

@myboyblue

@LionelRitchie

A pal worked in a place years back in an office that had a single communal toilet. This deviant pal noticed the good looking bird in the office would go to toilet same time every day. She was clearly only urinating he said as she was in and out in little time.

Said troubled amigo then relayed, with clear pride at what he saw as ingenuity, his new daily course of action. A couple minutes before her daily dash, he’d make use of said lavatory. He’d remove a number of pieces of bogroll. He’d then take the next half dozen or so and rub them about his knob. He would then return the sullied ones into the dispenser first. He then returns the intially taken and still perfectly folded and uncrinkled ones before returning to his desk. Why these deeds?

First thing most do upon entering a toilet beyond a home is wipe down the seat. They may also use a piece or two on the handle. A lady then sets about her business which, upon completion, takes a few more sheets from dispenser before giving her undercarriage a pat down with them. Likely more than the one used here, probably a couple.

This sick puppy would sit at his desk peering towards the toilet and take enjoyment, a thrill even if say, knowing she was in there, wiping herself with the pieces he saw now as an extension of his knob meeting her flange.

This must be saved somewhere for posterity. Lionel is a quare deviant.

It’s one of the most extraordinary posts I’ve ever read on TFK.

[Locke]

@LionelRitchie just rebrand mate. It’ll save you a trip to court

[LionelRitchie]

How?!

Sorry, not following you. You saying I should create a new profile?

[FlakeAway]

Yes. @anon23727452 should be able to help you in that regard.

[mikehunt]

Wonderful use of language.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

Sometimes amongst all the tiresome arguments about left and right a thread on toilet etiquette gives you a little nugget.

[mikehunt]

@TheUlteriorMotive

a thread on toilet etiquette gives you a little nugget.

… followed by a lovely pun