Toilet Etiquette

[Heyyoubehindthebushes]

I always thank my Y chromosome when going to the Jack’s on a night out. The queue for the ladies is always out the door. 20 mins waiting for herself.

[anon61878697]

Is she backed up? — get more fibre into her kid.

[Sidney]

@Tank

As regards the toilets at Euro 2016, they’re similarly etched in my mind forever. When we played Sweden in the Stade de France, the toilet for my seating section was fucking tiny first of all but was also completely broken so there was literally a little puddle of piss trickling down the steps between the seats during the 2nd half. I’ve never seen the like of it in my life.

The images I had to process during the scramble for the toilets before extra-time at the play-off at the Stade de France in 2009 will never leave me

8,000 Irish bladders were fit to burst

Plastic bottles, sinks, walls, steps, corridors, down the side of the sofas that were on the concourse, anything and everything was used

It was like the Somme except there were rivers of piss rather than rivers of blood

And some vomit

[glasagusban]

The best fans in the world.

[Julio_Geordio]

I remember GAA stadiums in the glory days you’d always be stepping over streams of piss under the stands. People can still relive the experience in Ennis, if you were feeling nostalgic

[Sidney]

@Julio_Geordio

I remember GAA stadiums in the glory days you’d always be stepping over streams of piss under the stands. People can still relive the experience in Ennis, if you were feeling nostalgic

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@Sidney

Saturday night was an awful experience. Everywhere you looked there were really scary looking people covered in muck with evil yet vacant looking stares on their faces, shouting, shrieking weirdly. People doing their shit in public as there were virtually no toilet facilities and certainly no place to wash your hands. Weird, awful “music” was being blasted out from the speakers. There was a constant threat of violence from those standing beside me. There was little evidence of any kind of intelligent thought from the rest of the crowd. I’ve never been as glad to get out of anywhere as I was to get out of Cusack Park, Ennis.

[Fagan_ODowd]

[Batigol]

Sexism

[gilgamboa]

Iv been bunged up for 2 days. Repeated doses of Andrews, coffee, orange juice, oranges failed to repair the system after covid and 3 weeks of eating and drinking. I had one last garry off it there a half an hour ago with 4 heaped teaspoons of Andrews. It worked. I feel like a need an ambulance a drip and 12 hours sleep

[Locke]

Did you need to flush mid-dump?

[TheBird]

How many kurics was it?

[gilgamboa]

Twice

[artfoley]

@gilgamboa

Iv been bunged up for 2 days. Repeated doses of Andrews, coffee, orange juice, oranges failed to repair the system after covid and 3 weeks of eating and drinking. I had one last garry off it there a half an hour ago with 4 heaped teaspoons of Andrews. It worked. I feel like a need an ambulance a drip and 12 hours sleep

[gilgamboa]

There was little straining required to complete the task. Pissing through the eye of a needle

[iron_mike]

@gilgamboa

Iv been bunged up for 2 days. Repeated doses of Andrews, coffee, orange juice, oranges failed to repair the system after covid and 3 weeks of eating and drinking. I had one last garry off it there a half an hour ago with 4 heaped teaspoons of Andrews. It worked. I feel like a need an ambulance a drip and 12 hours sleep

I’ve had similar issues myself since the Christmas. Would have gladly had the colostomy bag refitted up to today. A good dose of Andrew’s . A similar course of orange juice mixed with milk over the last few mornings finally paid off today.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

I feel like you missed the TFK psyllium husk years.

[tazdedub]

Feeling a bit tired today so decided to put one of those Beroca tablets in the water to help with the tiredness, I 'd wish they would warn you about the illuminous piss afterwards. You swear you were radio active after.

[Spidey]

Bootlegger

@Copper_pipe

[gilgamboa]

I’d say the captains insides must be radioactive at this stage

[carryharry]