I sat on my hands mate
@Bandage clearly has a very precious arse of works with complete and utter animals.
[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 832976, member: 2272”]
a disabled loo is the hotel suite of stalls - if you have a self contained one of these (ceiling to floor and no gaps) in an office and no disabled people on the floor then i recommend
undress and hang your clothes up for the occasion
then redress after washing hands etc[/quote]
Why would anyone need to entirely undress to do a poo? What the fuck is wrong with you?
What did you wipe with? 
Toilet roll hopefully… What do you wipe with?
I can’t fathom how anyone could allow their bare arse touch an office/restaurant/bar/any other public place toilet seat. You don’t know who’s used and defecated all over it.
A 3 layer thick piece of roll, going with 2 layers poses a risk of breakage on harsh swipe.
If he was sitting on his hands how did he do this?
i dont want to sound like Gola mate but you sound like you have autism or ADD when you post like that
Again, while sitting on your hands? Did you squat for the wiping process?
why are you so fascinated with how KP takes a dump?
its bordering on something sexual at this stage
We now have DB licking his lips and you stroking your cock anytime someone talks about shitting on this forum
Of course. Quads are still a bit stiff after yesterdays run too I noticed.
Yes, raised an inch off the bowl for the first wipe and general surveyance of the damage done… I stand aloft saluting my log while wiping away the rest.
I find I need a few more inches of clearance Mark… to prevent the rather impressive landing gear brushing off the armitage shanks.
Where do you work that your colleagues shit all over the toilet seat? Everybody here shits into the toilet bowl.
Unconventional I would have thought, but fair enough.
Does standing not pinch the cheeks closed? Your arse crack must be filthy. You sick fuck.
[quote=“The Wild Colonial Bhoy, post: 832990, member: 80”]why are you so fascinated with how KP takes a dump?
its bordering on something sexual at this stage
We now have DB licking his lips and you stroking your cock anytime someone talks about shitting on this forum[/quote]
I didn’t say anything about cock stroking…
[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 832976, member: 2272”]I dislike the toilet stalls that are not ceiling to floor but have a gap at bottom and top
disconcerting when somebody parks themselves next door. Again anybody who does it is a wrong 'un unless it is an emergency
a disabled loo is the hotel suite of stalls - if you have a self contained one of these (ceiling to floor and no gaps) in an office and no disabled people on the floor then i recommend
undress and hang your clothes up for the occasion
then redress after washing hands etc[/quote]
In our place you can be subjected to withering glances from females especially if you use the handy jacks. It probably doesn’t help that the same unit contains the only shower so any of the cycle nazis go ape if they know you’ve been releasing ponies where they plan on showerring.
Ah I dont know about that, there are some dirty fuckers in every work place. Some of the folks where I work would leave the stalls in an awful state. 
Hey, I’m a grower…
Do you not find the shower tray slippy when you are deep squatting?
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Women are the dirtiest of them all. Have heard stories of women shitting the floor of the stall rather than have someone hear the splash or the other tactic is to fill the bowl with toilet paper so there is no splash, not thinking that all that toilet paper will block of the toilet.