What. The. Fuck.
A personal lady pleasure item (very much used) was discovered in the toilet of the Irish offices of a very large American insurer which resulted in a mail being globally circulated that ended up in the inbox of the CEO of said insurance company.
[quote=“glasagusban, post: 832980, member: 1533”]@Bandage clearly has a very precious arse of works with complete and utter animals.
Why would anyone need to entirely undress to do a poo? What the fuck is wrong with you?[/quote]
give it a try, at home first if you need to build up to it
it is one of life’s pleasures
it is of course only to be done when nothing will disturb you and in a self contained facility
[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 833019, member: 2272”]give it a try, at home first if you need to build up to it
it is one of life’s pleasures
it is of course only to be done when nothing will disturb you and in a self contained facility[/quote]
It’s like something someone out of their nut on Class As would do.
i worked there at the time
one lad got sacked for sending it on
the bird who done it never got caught & another one got blamed
[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 833019, member: 2272”]give it a try, at home first if you need to build up to it
it is one of life’s pleasures
it is of course only to be done when nothing will disturb you and in a self contained facility[/quote]
I’ll skip in the work setting. It would hardly be practicable and I already take long enough doing a poo anyway I reckon.
Where do you hear these sort of stories exactly?
So enthralled I have become in Irvine Welsh’s Porno that I have recently taken to reading 5/6 pages every morning during the daily visit to the throne.
An absolute cracking book. I’m in the middle of reading it having read trainspotting on holidays.
Have it at home but haven’t started yet, this may be the impetus I needed.
Stopped into the Clonmel Park Hotel for lunch today. Hit the jacks after the grub for a piss & a quick blow of the nose.
Some gimp in the next cubicle gets a call, answers it while obviously taking a dump. I said fuck this cunt & flushed my nostril remains away. His confident tone immediately turned to panic, " ah yeah talk away, I’m on the job but talk away" he says. The dirty animal.
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Anyone try this VI Poo stuff yet. Looks like a great idea.
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These?
http://www.aesop.com/usa/post-poo-drops.html
They were gifted to our house at Christmas. Worked a charm
Pre poo spray
He wanks as high as anyone in wome.
A backhanded insult if ever I saw one
what type of fag goes into a cubicle to take a piss?
Probably sits down to piss as well. 
Sister in law, so quite possibly
But it’s only an insult if its taken as such. I think
would many lads here have bidets at home? thinking of getting one put in having gotten into them in a big way on trips abroad the last few years.
very little better in this world than spreading your arse cheeks and feeling a flow of clean luke warm water run out over the opening of your hole. its a beautiful feeling and one i always miss when i come from from continental europe.
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