Paxman is keeping the show on the road here for the Beeb, unrivalled sarcasm and analysis.
he looks half jarred as he slouches back in the chair launching broadsides at all and sundry
Bad error on BBC there. Saying Birmingham Edgbaston was the first seat to change hands in 1997. It was the first televised change. Crosby was the first to change though.
Did David Dimbleby just say that Cameron was stopping off in a pub to watch the darts :lol:
Good to see Sinn Fein in second position overall at the moment.
The coverage is fairly poor on the wireless. Radio 1 focusing heavily on The North, I resent that Alf McCarthyâs Late Date is interrupted.
Newstalk have switched to LBC radio. Moderate stuff.
Would imagine Dimbelbly, Paxman and Vine are putting in great shifts on BBC.
Fiona Bruce and Emily Maitlis providing the totty.
Declaration in next five minutes or so but would seem the Michael Portillo moment of this election is Peter Robinson losing East Belfast to Naomi Long of the Alliance Party.
and cameron heads from the boozer to the count center⌠and with that the Tories make their first gain in kingswood
Some fop that fella :lol:
Mayhem with poll stations running out of ballot papers and Police sending crowds voters home from other polling stations. Punters in Sheffield refusing to let ballot boxes leave.
BNP activists intimidating voters in Barking.
Itâs a faaaaaaaarrce.
Looking bad for the Tories, even the Alliance Party are ahead of them. 
Yeah the Tory candidate said he got a lot of positive feedback when he was canvassing at the Belgard Inn during the Man United game there on Sunday. Although I have to say Iâm very surprised that people in Tallaght would vote for a Tory.
All over Battersea, some hope and some despair
who is this blonde bird in the black skirt talking about âvery tightâ and âswingsâ on the beeb?
can we add her to the lovely ladies thread?
Paxman states âim watching with rapt fascinationââŚ
Souldressing, you have to stop confusing reports from Greece with the UK General Election.
Paddy Power going 4/9 on a Tory majority now.
Whoâs had the best wig so far?
Emily Maitlis is the bird.
Tories take Putney where David Mellor was put OUT, OUT, OUT in 1997.
id ride Justine Greening from Putney
jeremy vine playing a blinder here prancing about the map with erratic hand gestures