Useless cagers and annoying habits

It was metallic gun grey and registered 01-CN-3223. It earned me two penalty points and 5 summons’ all of which were thrown out. Was an absolute joy to drive and I miss it terribly. Having driven it almost to death it was sold for 2100 euro about 8 months ago.

I loved that car but plan on getting something a little niftier on my return home.

I drive this every day.

Learn to drive well or make a mess of your car on this roundabout.
A total bollox of a roundabout.

The most annoying thing is that every other day you see cars in the wrong lane cutting across people. The only reason I have not been in a crash there is that I take for granted that the guy beside me is going to do something retarded.
Yesterday it was a taxi who was in the wrong lane who would have hit me if I didn’t assume they were going to be a stupidhead. Whatever about having a full license or not if you drive for a living, especially if you drive people around for a living, at least know how to fucking manage a roundabout!

hate people who dont use their indicators (especially on roundabouts)

Today as I came in the N7 past Joels restaurant, I had the pleasure of having some stupid cunting bitch decide to stop her car about half a mile up the road from me and begin to reverse her SUV back a couple of hundred yards to the off ramp she passed. I think she was trying to go to the Luas park and ride. I slowed, moved around her, lay on the horn as I pased her, making sure to give her the obligatory dirty look, and continued on. Then as I looked in my mirror I saw that she had apparently changed her mind and was now continuing up the road behind me.

Idiot.

I was driving through Terenure about two weeks back on my way to Nutgrove to get a ball for our footy. It was a 6.15pm.

On the way into Terenure there is a bus lane. This stops about 100 yards from the lights and the bus lane moves into a straight ahead lane and the lane beside the bus lane turns into a lane turning right. The straight ahead lane filled up back as far as the bus lane and I was the next car in line.

Without wanting to break the law, I indicated left into the lane without actually going into the bus lane. I looked in my mirror and I could see this car coming up the bus lane from far back and drove right up beside me. I could see that the bitch was aiming to pull off before me having broken the law to get about six cars ahead of everyone else.

I wasn’t having it so once the traffic decided to move I moved into the straight ahead lane as I was entitled to do. The bitch lays on the horn, flashes the lights and all the rest. I respond and flash my hazard lights. Looking in the mirror she was saying ‘you’re a rubbish driver to me’ to which I replied ‘you’re a stupid fucking dumb bitch’.

Anyway she stayed behind me for another ten minutes until a point came the road split in two again - I was drining straight ahead and she was turning left. She sped up to get alongside me again and started laying on the horn again.

It was then I realised that the bitch was clearly a psycho.

Was she rough or what? FFS.

Pretty rough.

She was young-ish. Late 20s I’d say. Glasses.

I’d say she’s be into angry sex.

[quote=“farmerinthecity”]I was driving through Terenure about two weeks back on my way to Nutgrove to get a ball for our footy. It was a 6.15pm.

On the way into Terenure there is a bus lane. This stops about 100 yards from the lights and the bus lane moves into a straight ahead lane and the lane beside the bus lane turns into a lane turning right. The straight ahead lane filled up back as far as the bus lane and I was the next car in line.

Without wanting to break the law, I indicated left into the lane without actually going into the bus lane. I looked in my mirror and I could see this car coming up the bus lane from far back and drove right up beside me. I could see that the bitch was aiming to pull off before me having broken the law to get about six cars ahead of everyone else.

I wasn’t having it so once the traffic decided to move I moved into the straight ahead lane as I was entitled to do. The bitch lays on the horn, flashes the lights and all the rest. I respond and flash my hazard lights. Looking in the mirror she was saying ‘you’re a rubbish driver to me’ to which I replied ‘you’re a stupid fucking dumb bitch’.

Anyway she stayed behind me for another ten minutes until a point came the road split in two again - I was drining straight ahead and she was turning left. She sped up to get alongside me again and started laying on the horn again.

It was then I realised that the bitch was clearly a psycho.[/quote]

Another woman dissatisfied with her experience with Farmer:rolleyes:

In such a situation I would do all I could to try and piss her off more, slow to an amber light, and then take off, leaving her stew.

It could have been your missus actually. Your unwillingness to engage in anything that hasn’t been approved by the Pope can obviously create a lot of rage in females.

:pint:

zing!

Touched a nerve have I? :smiley:

No. I just gave you back a little extra.

A little indeed

I thought you’d put him “in his box” meself…:smiley:

Don’t take it seriously - it’s only the internet.

Joe will listen to you on Monday if no one else will.

[quote=“farmerinthecity”]Don’t take it seriously - it’s only the internet.

Joe will listen to you on Monday if no one else will.[/quote]

Are you only after realising that now?

Yesterday coming back from football I was driving in the direction of the KCR from Kimmage. There was a car travelling in the opposite direction and decided to turn right across the busy road. No indicator bad enough, but no bloody lights on in the car. Fucking hell.

Anyway I slowed when I saw her, just about saw her, and she turned only she was actually doing a u-turn. Instead of pulling in to the road on the right and letting me pass she came straight back out on the road again. I indicated around her, and then in front of her and she still had no lights on at 9.30 at night.