I lolâd at the Phil Jones one.
Up his hole Iâd imagine
How did you get on yourself?
The poor husband. He sounds like a complete doormat
Heads up lads, tis approaching fast.
Grand bouquets in Lidl for 9.99 FYI.
Too much effort that mate but thanks.
I love the missus and all but Valentineâs isnt worth taking a Sunday off for
Hold off til steak and blowjob day to take the day off mate
Whenâs that?
March 14th bud
@Batigol will be on here giving out when his missus doesnât take the day off for steak and blowjob dayâŚ
He wouldnât be one for whinging normally.
Itâs my one redeeming quality
Booked an online pottery class for tomorrow
Will you be the Demi or the Swayze?
I hope youâve all been up and gave your significant other a lie in and have the flowers/card/chocolates all set up.
Affirmative