Wayne & Coleen Rooney

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This is fucking priceless.

This is what you get when you deal with a chav.

Rooney should get rid of his agent, the only way to box this off with SAF and the MUFC fans

Rooney Rooney. :clap:

Rooney is some trashbag.

The last agent he got rid of is still trying to sue him

220 grans a week apparently

Only problem with this is that most of Keanes were scored when Liverpool/Leeds/Spurs were 2 or 3 goals up,thats why they think hes shite beyond in the epl.

Whoā€™s the whore now Fergie

David Gill.

With a bit of luck Rooney will break his leg in about 6 places in the coming Week,it would be the best outcome out of all this rubbish,hurling and Gaelic Football are the sports to be following,theres nothing to see in the epl.

The world would be a better place if you would just go and stick your head in a gas oven and turn it on. You are detestable.

Keane was gone from Leds by 2004 and only scored 5 of those goals for Liverpoolā€¦He had a run of three or four good seasons at Spurs but doubt there was too many occasions when they were 2 or 3 goals up in games before he scored his goals, but if you have proof in the contrary then please feel free to show it, or you can continue spoofing awayā€¦

I should be in the epl is what yer saying?

The game was usually over before he made his mark,he cant even score a penelty the cunt.

Sir Alex Ferguson said: ā€œItā€™s been a difficult week, but the intensity of the coverage is what we expect at Manchester United. I said to the boy that the door is always open and Iā€™m delighted Wayne has agreed to stay.

ā€œSometimes, when youā€™re in a club, it can be hard to realise just how big it is and it takes something like the events of the last few days to make you understand. I think Wayne now understands what a great club Manchester United is.

ā€œIā€™m pleased he has accepted the challenge to guide the younger players and establish himself as one of Unitedā€™s great players. It shows character and belief in what we stand for.

ā€œIā€™m sure everyone involved with the Club will now get behind Wayne and show him the support he needs to produce the performances we know he is capable of.ā€

Wayne Rooney said: ā€œIā€™m delighted to sign another deal at United. In the last couple of days, Iā€™ve talked to the Manager and the owners and theyā€™ve convinced me this is where I belong. I said on Wednesday the Managerā€™s a genius and itā€™s his belief and support that have convinced me to stay.

ā€œIā€™m signing a new deal in the absolute belief that the management, coaching staff, board and owners are totally committed to making sure United maintains its proud winning history ā€“ which is the reason I joined the Club in the first place.

ā€œIā€™m sure the fans over the last week have felt let down by what theyā€™ve read and seen. But my position was from concern over the future. The fans have been brilliant with me since I arrived and itā€™s up to me through my performances to win them over again.ā€

any chance you could give a few examples of thisā€¦

No player bigger than the club :lol:

I suppose he got a good 5,000,000 reasons a year as to why he should stay at the club. Heā€™ll bag a hat-trick against Stoke or someone and the ā€˜best fans in the worldā€™ will be chanting his name again. What a farce :lol: :lol:

He missed a penelty against Slovakia,it was only a couple of Weeks ago you surely remember it.

He scored one 4 days previous to that, and also beuried 2 against Spain in the 2002 WC when 4 other Irish players missedā€¦I was more looking for you to back up the point you were making about ā€œThe game was usually over before he made his markā€ if it was usually the case then it should be no problem, I honestly donā€™t think this has been the case with him at Spurs at all

He played United management for chumps being honest. He was never leaving probbably. :lol: