Wedding Etiquette

Things
2067

its actually embarrassing to be going on like that

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2068

Half the cunts upkeeping the villas with the weekly stipend from NAMA.

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2069

Don’t mind them Choco, I’m happy for you that you got the wedding day you always wanted.

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2070

Except maybe no money.

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2071

Ran out of the country.

2072

What’s the difference between a villa and a house

2073

He married into wealth and they treat him like a taxi service then :sweat_smile:

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2074

And married under the eyes of a God he doesn’t believe in. Fairytale stuff

2075

I have a cousin got married last year and he had 250 or so guests. Makes out he made enough profit out of the wedding to buy a new car, deposit for a house etc.

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2076

Not a chance unless he went on the serious cheap with it in which case everyone knows he’s a tight arse.

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2077

will you shut up about your own wedding you self centered little shit

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2078

He lives in Tournafulla so a fair chance you could get a deposit for a house there with some loose change.

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2079

Did he marry into the Kinahan gang?

2080

Thanks lads I’ll give the lad 200 so.

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2081

I clicked out if at that point too. I found his fawning over and pandering to groomsman Bernard Brogan quite cringeworthy. Not Brogan’s fault but some lads are very excited about being friends with well known GGA personalities.

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2082

I found my wedding meal playlist on my MP3 player earlier. I burned them on to two CDs and they were played over the meal. The aim of the first CD was to appeal to everyone and then maybe broaden out in the second one to songs which both of us like (and just I like with my snobbery head on me). Also there were other songs I would have liked to have on it but the sound quality on the CD was shite so I left them off.

Walk on song: REM - It’s the End of the World as we know it (And I feel fine)

CD1

  1. Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling Stone
  2. Van Morrison - Into the Mystic
  3. Neil Young - Heart of Gold
  4. Dave Brubeck Quartet - Take Five
  5. Elvis - In the Ghetto
  6. The Rolling Stones - Tumbling Dice
  7. Luke Kelly/Dubliners - School Days Over
  8. Luke Kelly/Dubliners - Come My Little Son
  9. The Dubliners - McAlpine’s Fusiliers
  10. The Pogues - A Pair of Brown Eyes
  11. The Pogues - Rainy Night in Soho
  12. The Pogues - The Broad Majestic Shannon
  13. Johnny Cash - Solitary Man
  14. Fureys - When You Were Sweet Sixteen
  15. Butch Moore - Walking the Streets in the Rain
  16. No Frontiers - Mary Black
  17. Fureys - Red Rose Café
  18. The Wolfe Tones - The West Awake

CD2

  1. REM - The Great Beyond
  2. REM - Maps and Legends
  3. REM - Welcome to the Occupation
  4. The Smiths - Barbarism Begins at Home
  5. The Smiths - Hand in Glove
  6. Julian Cope - Sunspots
  7. Whipping Boy - We Don’t Need Nobody Else
  8. Arcade Fire - Neighbourhood #1 (Tunnels)
  9. Pixies - Velouria
  10. Pixies - Head On
  11. The Wedding Present - Octopussy
  12. Slint - Glenn
  13. Depeche Mode - Walking in my Shoes
  14. Tricky - Overcome
  15. Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy
  16. LCD Soundsystem - All My Friends
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2083

Cant believe any of you even clicked in to watch it. Cant think of anything I’d want to watch less than an “hilarious” best mans speech, by someone, about someone, you don’t even fucking know. I struggle to get through the ones I do fucking know. Say the thank you’s and move the fuck on, its not about you mate.

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2084

You’re right, mate. I’m very angry with myself.

2085

Id say if you could cover the wedding and associated costs out of it you would be doing well

2086

Lasted about 1m20s myself and exited for much the same reason as yourself