Wedding Etiquette

Obviously, like Harry Arter, I knew all along.

You’ve been mugged off. Good and proper

Not at all, it became more believable … Woman are nuts.

Sounds like a good Cavan wedding

I think the words “other Undisclosed gifts” was the giveaway.

Actually what’s the average gift if the couple head off to say New York, to get married themselves but come back and have a ‘party’ in a local hotel providing said sandwiches and finger food and a DJ as the food/entertainment? Half the normal cash amount?

Invoice the cunts for your time

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That would be my rule of thumb on that score.

4 Weddings done this year and not one in a church
2 - all within Hotel confines
1 - Rowing Club
1 - Quasi Hippy resort

The longest I’d say lasted 25 minutes

Are you a communist ?

Does he look like a communist?

Never judge a book by its cover

Lazarus isnt the book, he’s the author.

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€20 would be loads.

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You can’t give less than 50 for anything now.

Mine started around five or ten past three and was done around half past. Got a few songs and readings in and all the legal mumbo jumbo sorted out in that time period

Yeah, I’d say even something like a restaurant voucher . Unless you don’t like them. Then give them some shitty pottery

You happen to be at one recently in the Strand?

Please ignore this comment @Rocko

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It seems very apt that you in particular socialise with the odd cunts of society.