You don’t know the half of it bruv
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So you were at 4 parties and no weddings this year.
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You’re not properly married unless it’s in the church . Sure people are marrying their dogs and cows ffs . Why would I want the same piece of paper as someone who is married to their uncle to avoid inheritance tax . Think about it .
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That’s a lovely purse you have there
I’d have eaten that too
A curry cheese chip?
Bacon cheese
Washed down with a bit of Irish whiskey.
I’d ate and drink that
You’re an inspiration
You got a bad dose of nerves before the best man speech and couldn’t face the spuds, now that the speech is done you’d eat a small child.
I’d eat that
Was there a meeting of wedding hotels a few years back where they decided it wasn’t cool to call them vol au vents anymore.
“Fricassee of chicken and mushroom in a puff pastry case”
It was a “bouchee of chicken and mushroom” at another one lately.
Notions
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And the waiters going around asking who ordered the Vol au vents
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The national dish of wesht limerick
Abbasolutely not.
A real crowd pleaser. You are at nothing without a vol you vaunt starter
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ah here! bouchee of chicken and mushroom 
Proper roaster fare.I was sitting beside an auld wan in the Woodlands who had vol au vant for a starter and mains.She was from Askeaton afaik
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