Its that ability that seperates us from the animal kingdom pal.
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Have it neat or with ice. You can’t lamp them then.
I’ve proven this to be incorrect on many occasions unfortunately
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An extremely low brow attempt from him. I’d never get drunk near my children. No right thinking parent would.
He’s rightly set agin you for not getting the invite to the wedding
I know a good % of the attendance who were at that. I think you may have undercalled it.
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Lads applauding themselves for only drinking a half bottle of Whiskey with the dinner.
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I’d say it’s better than ten pints under every metric though.
Last wedding I was at had open bar spirits but no pints. Alternated between the whiskey and gin. Fresh as a daisy after it. You’d want your head examined if you’re drinking pints all day at a wedding.
That’s just because they were probably watering down the spirits.
I always order my first whiskey with no mixer or ice and note what bottle they use in a bar.
What harm if it’s a placebo effect as long as I’m going buck ape with the tie around the head.
Wedding anniversary today. Not a mention of it from any quarter. I learned the secret years ago of how to always remember your anniversary - forget it once.
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How many years ?
Marlon Brando got married on 4th July so he’d always remember his anniversary.
I got married on september 11th.
I see the planes hitting and go buy flowers
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- I don’t know how I survived it all.
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Congrats to yourself and Nanny
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You’re saving yourself for the senior fixture next year, good thinking
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