Wedding Etiquette

[Arthur]

It has a lot to do with the split season

[Mac]

@Realbhoy

Was at a posh wedding in London a few weeks ago, mixed English/Irish clientele with a free bar. I was talking to one of the organisers during the week and they said there was 19 extra bottles of champagne ordered by various tables during the evening. I said what do you expect giving the Irish a free bar…only to be stunned when they said it was the tans in attendance who did the damage. They went buck ape when they found out it was free😀

The English have a proper problem with the drink. Look at the antics at the likes of Royal Ascot when they’re boozed up to the gills. Tables and chairs flying everywhere. I remember getting the the 8am train up from London to Cheltenham in 2010 and being shocked at the amount of tans flooring cans of all sorts into them at that hour. Most were absolutely steaming getting off the train by mid-morning. Paddy loves a drink as much as the next man but at a much more acceptable time of the day

[maurice_brown]

@Mac

Paddy loves a drink as much as the next man but at a much more acceptable time of the day

Paddy prides on being able to carry it.

[Bandage]

I was at my first wedding in ages a few weeks ago. I got great enjoyment out of seeing the Nana & Granda giving it absolute socks on the dance floor at around 1am to the wedding band’s version of Mr Brightside.

[Massey]

Would a lot of them be 2nd marriages?

[myboyblue]

You coulndt really take the horsey set as a barometer though.

[maurice_brown]

Those falling around at race meetings in cheap 3 piece suits and dresses from boohoo aren’t really the horsey set.

[myboyblue]

@maurice_brown

Those falling around at race meetings in cheap 3 piece suits and dresses from boohoo aren’t really the horsey set.

Oh they are yeah

[maurice_brown]

Not the hip flask, tweedy, land-rover driving set I know then

[Fagan_ODowd]

@maurice_brown

Not the hip flask, tweedy, land-rover driving set I know then

I’d consider the true horsey set to be the lads wearing the felt trilbies, crombies with suede collars and brown Chelsea boots.

The lads in the cheap three piece suits are their victims.

[myboyblue]

All just different steps on the ladder of cuntology

[flattythehurdler]

It’s like a lad said to me today, not every member of Galway golf club is a bollox, but every bollox in Galway is a member of Galway golf club.

[balbec]

When are you joining?

[Massey]

@Fagan_ODowd

The lads in the cheap three piece suits are their victims

You’re after insulting a lot of lads here

[Plastic_Paddy]

@flattythehurdler

It’s like a lad said to me today, not every member of Galway golf club is a bollox, but every bollox in Galway is a member of Galway golf club.

That must be some size of a golf club.

[Julio_Geordio]

Is it acceptable to wear shorts at a wedding abroad? A nice pair now, not Gah ones.

I was at one before and it was half and half I’d say. But this crew everyone I’m talking to is wearing a pant

[gilgamboa]

Nigh on impossible to pull it off

But iv seen plenty try

[Appendage]

One short leg and one long leg?

That would be a little weird.

[maurice_brown]

Wear away. You won’t have to roll up the legs with the silly cunts at the disco end of the night then. Just stick the tie around your head.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Julio_Geordio

Is it acceptable to wear shorts at a wedding abroad? A nice pair now, not Gah ones.

I was at one before and it was half and half I’d say. But this crew everyone I’m talking to is wearing a pant

Why would you do that to yourself?