Wedding Etiquette

Irish Times Saturday Magazine Steven.

Saturday’s Irish Times tassotti.

I’m 20 and in college but heading to a wedding next June of a lad I worked for. I’m seething here.

you better start flogging your arse down the dock road so.

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Is that how you got through college?

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No, I avoided weddings.

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or you just don’t get invited to any

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Here you go, mate. Waterford couple apparently.

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Adjust it according to your means mate

Anything less than 400 you may as well shit on the bride’s dress

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Yeah but fuck her

Savage fagan. Mary popping is coming!

My mate’s wedding turned up today in the Irish Times. Christ he’s been torn asunder.

Fagan will be all over it tomorrow

A thread on avoiding the bastarding things would be more appropriate I reckon.

I’ve two of these coming up in the spring. One I don’t really mind attending as I like both the bride + groom, the other though will be torture. I detest both with a passion.
I’m down to travel to both stags too. The lad I like is heading to Liverpool which should be ok as there’ll be a good bunch attending, but the other cunt is heading to Manchester.
What’s the crack with uk stag parties ?
Are a bunch of drunk cunts left into most places ?

Why would you go to a stag of someone you detest?
For fucks sakes.

A fella getting married to my sister in law. Sure I have to play along, for my wife’s sake and her sister.

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Ian from Publiciis and Louise from LinkedIn? Seemed a restrained enough affair. The bit about her screaming on the beach in Wexford after midnight was a bit odd but otherwise it seemed to be a bog standard middle class wedding.

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You’re pals with someone who went to Institute of Technology, Blanchardstown?

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