Not necessarily true. @Cesc4 dated his cousin after meeting her at a family wedding - not sure if there was any shenanigans at the wedding itself though. @ClarkeyCat scored his cousin at a family wedding alright if memory serves me correctly.
He did yeah. Wrote a big essay on here gloating about it.
Was very pleased to hear last weekend that I will have a wedding to attend in November. I have been toying with the idea of buying a tweed suit in recent months and this has made my mind up for me.
Looking forward to shopping for it already
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I haven’t been to a wedding for about 10 years.
don’t take any shortcuts, go all out on top quality
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I plan to, pal. Gonna make a serious investment and have it for life
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Will it be like one of Rich Riccis suits? Are you his good friend Joe Chambers from clare
What colour tweed?
the last one is unreal
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Last one is nice. Are you a very good looking man? You won’t pull it off otherwise. I’m bang average. I couldnt pull it off. An ugly man can’t wear an ugly suit
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Is this not a contradiction?
I dont make the rules. I think it means that David Beckham for example could wear whatever he wanted a pull off something a bi more extravagant. Whereas maybe the Gooch couldn’t
He is a shortarse. Only fooling himself.
They’re lovely suits. You should get a cane as well and you’ll be Chris Eubanks altogether.
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And a monocle
Saw a cunt wearing a monocle today. Had a beard too, the double cunt.
I had an overwhelming desire to punch the fucker. I think I would have been well within my rights if I had.
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You will be cordially invited to mine, pal.
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Middle one for me. 
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